The longest TEF thread ever!

[DMR]

I keep fucking telling you, the cat ran under my car. I am entirely blameless.

[Johno]

good: just had fish and chips
Bad: Calne lost. load of cack!

[walrus]

I keep fucking telling you, the cat ran under my car. I am entirely blameless.

Was it raped before or after...  that is the question.

[Spud]

I keep fucking telling you, the cat ran under my car. I am entirely blameless.

Was it raped before or after...  that is the question.

   :shock:

[Sade]

 I thought I was in for a boring last night in last night but it turned out to be top dog!

My mate clare came round and shes a complete nutter!
First we ate pizza and watch liverpool v luton, cos we both love football (shes a brentford fan) We're not girly girls so we were not painting our toenails and all that shite. Next we were drunk on coke(not drugs) and were dancing about my living room in our pjamas singing. I had the music on in our dvd player with suround sound so it was pretty loud and my next door neighbour told my mum this morning! ha ha old bat.
Shows you don't have to use drink to have a good time  

Today is detox, ate so much shit.

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

and so the thread goes on.........

[Leggett]

bad: no footy
good: out with kat tonight  :twisted:

the burning question is, did you ruin her?  

[Luci]

I keep fucking telling you, the cat ran under my car. I am entirely blameless.

Not what you told us in the merlin dave!  I thought you reversed over it?

I have a headache due to too much Vodka
I used my Visa which my mate signed for therefore I have no idea how much I spent on drinks
I have ran out of marmite therefore having nothing to put on my toast
I can't be bothered to drive back to Cheltenham

[strooood]

I keep fucking telling you, the cat ran under my car. I am entirely blameless.

Not what you told us in the merlin dave!  I thought you reversed over it?

I have a headache due to too much Vodka
I used my Visa which my mate signed for therefore I have no idea how much I spent on drinksI have ran out of marmite therefore having nothing to put on my toast
I can't be bothered to drive back to Cheltenham

was she forging your signature?
technically you could go in and demand refunds for them accepting somebody elses signature on your card. if you didnt sign for it you can challenge any money they charged to your card
of course this all depends if you've got the receipts and if you're enough of a gypo.

[DV]

we played shit and lost this morning and it was fucking freezing....and I'm not a left back  :evil:

[Spud]

 I thought I was in for a boring last night in last night but it turned out to be top dog!

My mate clare came round and shes a complete nutter!
First we ate pizza and watch liverpool v luton, cos we both love football (shes a brentford fan) We're not girly girls so we were not painting our toenails and all that shite. Next we were drunk on coke(not drugs) and were dancing about my living room in our pjamas singing. I had the music on in our dvd player with suround sound so it was pretty loud and my next door neighbour told my mum this morning! ha ha old bat.
Shows you don't have to use drink to have a good time  

Today is detox, ate so much shit.

She isnt a Football fan then!. :roll:

[Luci]

I keep fucking telling you, the cat ran under my car. I am entirely blameless.

Not what you told us in the merlin dave!  I thought you reversed over it?

I have a headache due to too much Vodka
I used my Visa which my mate signed for therefore I have no idea how much I spent on drinksI have ran out of marmite therefore having nothing to put on my toast
I can't be bothered to drive back to Cheltenham

was she forging your signature?


technically you could go in and demand refunds for them accepting somebody elses signature on your card. if you didnt sign for it you can challenge any money they charged to your card
of course this all depends if you've got the receipts and if you're enough of a gypo.

I was chatting to someone so she just signed it!  I never keep receipts!!!  

Shall be eagerly awaiting the bank statement.

[Sade]

 I thought I was in for a boring last night in last night but it turned out to be top dog!

My mate clare came round and shes a complete nutter!
First we ate pizza and watch liverpool v luton, cos we both love football (shes a brentford fan) We're not girly girls so we were not painting our toenails and all that shite. Next we were drunk on coke(not drugs) and were dancing about my living room in our pjamas singing. I had the music on in our dvd player with suround sound so it was pretty loud and my next door neighbour told my mum this morning! ha ha old bat.
Shows you don't have to use drink to have a good time  

Today is detox, ate so much shit.

She isnt a Football fan then!. :roll:

Brentford are better than us though    Shes a good mate though, she never winds me up about the football. We had one disagreement once and that was about martin Allen because I think he's a bit of a wanker.

[Spud]

 I thought I was in for a boring last night in last night but it turned out to be top dog!

My mate clare came round and shes a complete nutter!
First we ate pizza and watch liverpool v luton, cos we both love football (shes a brentford fan) We're not girly girls so we were not painting our toenails and all that shite. Next we were drunk on coke(not drugs) and were dancing about my living room in our pjamas singing. I had the music on in our dvd player with suround sound so it was pretty loud and my next door neighbour told my mum this morning! ha ha old bat.
Shows you don't have to use drink to have a good time  

Today is detox, ate so much shit.

She isnt a Football fan then!. :roll:

Brentford are better than us though    Shes a good mate though, she never winds me up about the football. We had one disagreement once and that was about martin Allen because I think he's a bit of a wanker.

I used to like him until that incident with the English flag cropped up, now i think he's a cunt.

[larwood]

I used to like him until that incident with the English flag cropped up, now i think he's a cunt.

I've never liked the bloke,i find the whole self-styled "mad dog" shit quite nauseating.