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« Reply #180 on: Sunday, November 13, 2005, 13:16:22 »

Crawley Keeper, Phil, rocks! ! ! ! real genuine bloke
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« Reply #181 on: Sunday, November 13, 2005, 14:16:40 »

good, this time tomorrow i'll be in the skies

bad, lost footy this morning against some dirty fucking cunts. Got taken out twice, left shin is bruised and has a nice big lump on it.

One of there players talked our defender went right through him but got the ball.....BUT..... at the time, it was our free kick. He did this about 3 times, tackled us while we trying to take a free kick.

Gayest one was, there 15 knocks the ball past me, clearly going off for a throw in, im about 3 yards back. He jumps and hits the deck. Ref gives a free kick, Im not even neae him....even if I had stuck my leg out I still wouldnt have touched him. As he got up I asked him if he tripped over the end of my knob, then we went off on one about what a dirty cunt I was, and how he had to jump out the way of up dangerously high tackle. I didnt even make one, not directly but their 3rd goal came from that. Fucking joke, dirty cunts the lot of them.
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alex_stfc

« Reply #182 on: Sunday, November 13, 2005, 14:22:31 »

well we lost to the time delay champions today. they were 3-1 up and then we got it back to 3-2 with 4 minutes left, adn by the side of their pitch is a hill and they booted the ball down there and offered to go and get it, but the twat kept falling back down. Knob head
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« Reply #183 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 10:10:57 »

i scored an overhead kick on sunday!! get in!!  Cheesy  Cheesy  we won 5-1 in the cup against stratton
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Asher

« Reply #184 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 10:29:16 »

lost 2-1 to auto colour, by all accounts that was the worst performance I have ever had.  Shouldnt have played pub golf on sat night - I am a lightweight
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« Reply #185 on: Monday, November 14, 2005, 16:32:42 »

Today was funny Cheesy although I was a bit grossed out.I had to work with an older lady today(early sixties)and she started trying to get something out of her ass crack which I guessed was her pants,I looked at her funny and she said 'sorry I just got to pull this bloody thong out' :| nice old lady!
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« Reply #186 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 18:52:36 »

good - i swore at my boss

bad - got no commission in this months pay check  :disapprove:
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
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« Reply #187 on: Thursday, November 24, 2005, 19:57:59 »

Good:
Tomorrow I fly up to Newcastle to see Rachel for the weekend, but she doesn't know I'm coming (it's her 21st birthday party). She's text and emailed to say she's upset I can't make it, so feel a bit guilty for saying I can't be there, but it'll be worth it :twisted:

Bad:
70ish% of my magazine pages 'disappeared' from the server at work overnight. IT 'support' said last nights backup also failed due to 'lack of space on the server' so they're gone forever. FFS! Thats about 3 and a half weeks worth of work by 14 designers and journalists. It was a fucking re-design too, so no templates to work from for next months issue :evil:
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STFC Village

« Reply #188 on: Monday, December 5, 2005, 05:29:14 »

****BUMP****

GOOD
It's Monday, tomorrow is Tuesday, and that means i finish tomorrow morning. After that, i am staying with a female friend at her Uni for the weekend. It's her Christmas Ball on Friday night, so hopefully, i'll be in like a dirty shirt with some drunk student Cool

BAD
This weekend of debauchery will probably lead to me missing the Oldham game, which i really wanted to go see after the Rotherham game Sad
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« Reply #189 on: Monday, December 5, 2005, 06:17:05 »

today is monday. i have been up all night, don't feel tired. have sod all to do which is ace. may go to bed now. a small insight into the mind of johno.
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« Reply #190 on: Monday, December 5, 2005, 08:30:05 »

:x  Today I have a stinking cold and have to go to bloody work. As I am writing this I am sneezing quite violently and my eyes are running and I just want to go back to bed grrrrrrrr  Sad
On the brighter side I am going out for a christmas dinner tonight  Cheesy
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« Reply #191 on: Monday, December 5, 2005, 08:31:26 »

I missed the bus this morning. I was early and it still fucking went. I'm pissed off  :evil: And I got my 'warning level' raised for calling a Bristol fan a prick. If he wasn't such a prick I wouldn't need to call him it...
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« Reply #192 on: Monday, December 5, 2005, 12:17:59 »

Quote from: "Tails"
I missed the bus this morning. I was early and it still fucking went. I'm pissed off  :evil: And I got my 'warning level' raised for calling a Bristol fan a prick. If he wasn't such a prick I wouldn't need to call him it...


Surely you should have been given extra annual leave for that. Wink
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« Reply #193 on: Monday, December 5, 2005, 13:01:40 »

Bad, first day back at work after 3 weeks

Good, we won away on Saturday
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« Reply #194 on: Monday, December 5, 2005, 13:44:31 »

Good: Swindon won on Saturday, the I went to a party, now I have a day off school

Bad: I have to write my coursework
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