Maybe you lot should start singing "I'm so excited and I just can't hide it" this will have two effects, the stewards will think, "oh, they're all excited so they can stand up" and the away fans will think you're a bunch of batty boys. Which would be quite funny.
It may not happen a lot this season though
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Personally,as i sit in the south stand a lot of this goes over my head,mercifully i have no idea what Pat/mad dad looks like or what they say
.In the south stand all we have is shouty angry bloke,who sees it as his personal mission to shout at the bastard refs,everyone else seems to have given up slightly already
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