Things You Do Which You Don't Admit To

[McLovin]

Where did your orginal post go Blackcurrant?

i realised that isn't "something i do", so didn't belong in the topic.

[Reg Smeeton]

I want to have sex in water, reckon it would be good!

I dont want to admit anything on here

It's near impossible mate.

The minge acts like a vacume under water and all sensation goes.

 I'm with you on this one Ralphy...bonking in bath, showers, swimming pool or the sea.....kind of seems like a good idea and has to be tried, but is generally a waste of time.

 The scene of bonking in Paul Verhoeven's Showgirls...is generally reckoned the naffest cinematic sex scene of all time....which proves it.

[STFCBird]

the middle of a corn field is recommended though  

[Reg Smeeton]

the middle of a corn field is recommended though  

 Bit spiky for my tastes Bird.....I'm more of a springy downland fescue man...gallops class recommended.

[walrus]

I've never understood shagging in odd places - what's wrong with a bed?!  My semi-half-not-sure-what-she-is-at-the-moment girlfriend is obsessed with having sex outside, we once got caught by a deer.... scared the shit out of me.   :?

[STFCBird]

the middle of a corn field is recommended though  

 Bit spiky for my tastes Bird.....I'm more of a springy downland fescue man...gallops class recommended.

not a stubble field reg, actually in the corn.  a washin machine is quite good too when it is on fast spin  

[magicroundabout]

I've never understood shagging in odd places - what's wrong with a bed?!  My semi-half-not-sure-what-she-is-at-the-moment girlfriend is obsessed with having sex outside, we once got caught by a deer.... scared the shit out of me.   :?

sex outside/odd places is ace and good fun.

makes it more intense incase you get caught etc.
or it's exciting for some as they may like being watched.

have you asked your sort of ex bird this??

[Reg Smeeton]

the middle of a corn field is recommended though  

 Bit spiky for my tastes Bird.....I'm more of a springy downland fescue man...gallops class recommended.

not a stubble field reg, actually in the corn.  a washin machine is quite good too when it is on fast spin  

 I'd have thought that would be more of a solitary activity.

[magicroundabout]

the middle of a corn field is recommended though  

 Bit spiky for my tastes Bird.....I'm more of a springy downland fescue man...gallops class recommended.

not a stubble field reg, actually in the corn.  a washin machine is quite good too when it is on fast spin  

your supposed to have a bloke with you birdy :roll:

[le god cuervo]

sex in the shower is ace!  

have tried it a few times in the bath but gets a bit awkward. never tried in a swimming pool though

[flammableBen]

I once wanked off another man for a beer. Nah I didn't really. I can't think of anything bad to confesss to.... I'll think about it.

[Reg Smeeton]

not a stubble field reg

 You got a Brazilian then Bird?

[janaage]

I once wanked off another man for a beer. Nah I didn't really. I can't think of anything bad to confesss to.... I'll think about it.

 

[STFCBird]

the middle of a corn field is recommended though  

 Bit spiky for my tastes Bird.....I'm more of a springy downland fescue man...gallops class recommended.

not a stubble field reg, actually in the corn.  a washin machine is quite good too when it is on fast spin  

your supposed to have a bloke with you birdy :roll:

with bloke, I have a vibrator for solo activities  

no reg I have no stubble  

[Ralphy]

sex in the shower is ace!  

have tried it a few times in the bath but gets a bit awkward. never tried in a swimming pool though

I really don't get this.

How can you possibly enjoy it and relax when your standing up in a slippery shower?