Ralphy
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« on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:44:56 » |
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This could be interesting. Basically all the things you do which you would never tell anyone  Mine would have to be regularly using my sister's foot spa when i come home from work Pissing in the bath Wiping my nose on the tea towel  |
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DMR
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:46:27 » |
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pissing in the bath, what are you, 8? |
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:46:49 » |
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I have paid for sex on a few occasions, but none on these shores.
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We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:47:42 » |
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pissing in the bath, what are you, 8? Only posh people get out of the bath for a piss. |
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DMR
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:50:28 » |
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Forgive me for not wanting to bathe in my own piss  That said I've cracked one off a few times in the tub... there you go |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:55:47 » |
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Now thats something i just can't do Dave.
Sex and water just don't go. I should know cos i tried it in a swimming pool.
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mattboyslim
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:58:15 » |
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nowt up with using a foot spa, more relaxing than you'd think, especially with a large gin.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:58:57 » |
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i can't believe you confessed to drinking Gin...
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DMR
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:59:13 » |
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I've used a knife for stuff like cutting cheese or whatever and put it straigh back in the drawer |
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DiV
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 12:59:55 » |
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Where did your orginal post go Blackcurrant?
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 13:01:00 » |
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Where did your orginal post go Blackcurrant? I saw that too? |
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 13:01:24 » |
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I want to have sex in water, reckon it would be good!
I dont want to admit anything on here
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Ralphy
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 13:01:55 » |
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Has anyone ever farted in the bath and popped the bubbles so you can smell it |
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mattboyslim
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 13:01:55 » |
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I love the gin, have a large bottle of bombay sapphire sat at home alongside a bottle of port I got from duty free on my super excursion.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, November 3, 2005, 13:03:16 » |
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I want to have sex in water, reckon it would be good!
I dont want to admit anything on here It's near impossible mate. The minge acts like a vacume under water and all sensation goes. |
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