I nearly ran over a dog today

[Amir]

On the M4.  Two of them on the inside lane :shock:   One did one, the other one we had to call off the road.  One van skided and hit the central reservation, and then a coach nearly hit the dog.  The bloke in the van was upset because the dog wouldn't give him his details.  The dog had a number on it's tag so my mate rang and the woman said she was in London, so we ended up taking the dog back to her house(mansion), where some half-wit had left them out despite the fact they'd done it before.  She said the other one wouldn't come near you, plus it ran off where it had come from pretty quick.  The one we picked up was an English bull terrier, brilliant dogs, placid as fuck.


Anyway, the woman told big worm to text his address, so we're hoping for a beach holiday in the Beehamas :advercool:

[Johno]

quality story.    bet it'll be a gift voucher or something now...(thought it was going to be tommy then yeovil!)