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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 23:33:15 »

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that's sort of my point reg, you can only eat a 'mans' kebab when you're drunk


 In fact only hardcore individuals now eat any chicken....wusses think they'll get Birdy flu...especially hardcore is chicken from Turkey..which goes in kebabs.
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 23:49:33 »

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easy, no-one near the shop at all

one large chicken kebab with salad, chilli peppers and chilli sauce  Tongue


i hate you...in a nice way!  Smiley  :roll:
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 06:24:01 »

does anyone actually know what goes into doner meat?  :|
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 06:42:26 »

For years I've been trying to remember to order Chicken or Shish when I get to the Kebab shop, but when I get to the counter the only words that will come out are

'Large Doner with Chilli sauce please mate'
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 08:02:42 »

Watched the f Word with gordon ramsey and it showed the way kebab meat is processed Giles Coren some food critic actually had one sober and said it was good.  It had real lamb in too.
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 08:29:22 »

Anyone had one from the frozen dept at any local supermaket?  Why anyone would want to buy one of those is beyond me.

Recently got back into chicken kebabs after a bit of a break, lovely, so much nicer than the doner.  Shish would be my second choice, actually joint first with chicken.  Doner is definitely for drunkards only.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 10:54:17 »

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Anyone had one from the frozen dept at any local supermaket?  Why anyone would want to buy one of those is beyond me.
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Erm, yes I'm afraid so.

Microwaved in 90 seconds and comes with a tube of chilli sauce.

A drunkards emergency feast in a microwavable paper bag.

To be honest they’re not that bad the pitta gets a bit moist, but there’s nothing wrong with having steaming wet flaps around your meat.

I wouldn’t contemplate it sober mind.
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 10:56:15 »

Did you buy it sober thinking one day I'll be pissed and be desperate for one of these...

If so that's great forward planning.  I just walk passed them thinking, there's no fucking chance of one of those getting in my basket.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 11:02:03 »

I prefer them in a giant naan bread than a pitta, more substance, greater risk of spillage, not a big kebab fan but a nice chicken donner from kebab land
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 11:11:54 »

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Anyone had one from the frozen dept at any local supermaket?  Why anyone would want to buy one of those is beyond me.

Recently got back into chicken kebabs after a bit of a break, lovely, so much nicer than the doner.  Shish would be my second choice, actually joint first with chicken.  Doner is definitely for drunkards only.


i always have a doner, and im never drunk! is there something wrong with me!?
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 11:13:03 »

yes
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 11:13:12 »

You're from Calne Johno, Quemerfordians would never stoop so low.
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 11:17:15 »

i feel sorry for quemerfordians...there just a tag along to calne...its just something to drive thorugh before cherhill  Wink

but yeh, as im from calne it probably does explain it. amount of stupid drunks in charcoal grill at 12 ordering doner kebabs...then me the young sober one walks in and asks for one to!
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 11:21:05 »

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but there’s nothing wrong with having steaming wet flaps around your meat.


 

  The frozen kebabs are good to have in reserve, for when you need an emergency supply.

   Wedging a load of your own salad  in tends to improve them.
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, October 28, 2005, 11:21:34 »

fucking raised pavements of quemerford, they do my nut  :?
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