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STFCBird
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« on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 10:35:39 »

Thought I would share it with you, I am bored and it made me laugh

I started having an affair with a younger, supersexy coworker about two months ago.
 
I was very nervous and had tremendous anxiety about going to bed with her.
Sure enough, the first time we tried I could not perform. I felt worthless and could
not believe that I blew an opportunity to be with a woman so incredibly beautiful.
 
I decided to get some Vjaagra online http://www.becokedonit.com and give it a try.
 
The next time we were together things were wonderfully different. My cock was hard enough
to cut through diamonds and I couldn't believe how full and swollen it was. We had great
sex that day and have continued to do so.
 
It is my little secret, but I want to share with other men that Vjaagra does work.
 
P.S. If you have a problem, try Vjaagra, it is great http://www.becokedonit.com

Have you ever had a cock hard enough to cut through diamond? If so e mail aunty bird  
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STFC Village

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 10:41:25 »

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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 10:43:17 »

whats with the face?  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 10:45:15 »

That's given me one horrible mental image  :shock:
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STFC Village

« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 10:49:01 »

That is the only feasable comment i could make, sorry :|
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 10:52:13 »

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Have you ever had a cock hard enough to cut through diamond? If so e mail aunty bird  

How do you find this thing out?

Firstly you've got to find a big enough diamond  Wink
Then are you really going to attempt to shag it in two  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 10:53:19 »

Why do people send those, you'd think they would get fed up.  Just made me laugh in my dirty mind  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 10:56:12 »

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Why do people send those, you'd think they would get fed up.  Just made me laugh in my dirty mind  Cheesy
Most like internet persona eh? Well, yes
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 10:58:16 »

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Why do people send those, you'd think they would get fed up.  Just made me laugh in my dirty mind  Cheesy
Most like internet persona eh? Well, yes


Cheeky  Wink you def owe me a beer now  Cheesy

Northern Red, I am a horse rider I have strong thighs believe it or not  Cheesy  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 10:58:39 »

Birdys Dirty Mind makes me laugh!  
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 11:00:21 »

you must be the only one fats  Sad
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STFC Village

« Reply #11 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 11:00:34 »

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Why do people send those, you'd think they would get fed up.  Just made me laugh in my dirty mind  Cheesy
Most like internet persona eh? Well, yes


Cheeky  Wink you def owe me a beer now  Cheesy
That's so funny, you're so silly Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 11:01:52 »

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Why do people send those, you'd think they would get fed up.  Just made me laugh in my dirty mind  Cheesy
Most like internet persona eh? Well, yes


Cheeky  Wink you def owe me a beer now  Cheesy
That's so funny, you're so silly Cheesy



silly but very clever  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 11:02:39 »

Cunniving (sp)
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, October 27, 2005, 11:10:38 »

me?!  Never, I am lovely  Cheesy
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