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Amir

« Reply #60 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 19:07:20 »

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    Cheers mate that's cheered me up.

I hope it ain't to get dumped.  I'm gonna ring her later and demand to know, or I won't sleep tonight.



I'm not joking, I think it's a fucking liberty Cheesy


And she's done it all wrong, it's supposed to be done at a neutral place, not your own house.  And she should have dumped me before I went abroad for three months.  Schoolgirl error.  I might make a slideshow for her of where she went wrong in our relationship :advercool:
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« Reply #61 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 19:12:21 »

You'd be on a pretty quick train to slapsville, although it'd be worth it to see the look on her face as you whack out a projector announcing: "Now here's when you went wrong, you clown".

Reg - I do care!  What alternative do I have?  I've got to find out.  I'm gonna shoot myself at this rate, I can't take the suspense it's mad.
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« Reply #62 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 19:13:24 »

She.......is...........going.............to ask you to get rid of the Mullet !!!

Painfully I know, you'll get over it with time...
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« Reply #63 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 21:59:38 »

Ooohhh you bitch...

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besides, since we've been at uni i told you when you came to visit that i wanted to try and make it work because i did still love you, i've been pretty straight with you to be honest. if you aint sure how we stand, you can ask....  or go kiss some guy to reaffirm the boundaries.  either way


She kissed some guy when she was pissed.  Doesn't seem all that bad, although I was pretty angry when she told me, but I feel a damn sight better now than I did.  Still letting her know I'm pretty hurt though  Cheesy
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McLovin

« Reply #64 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 22:12:46 »

it was probly more than that... damage limitation... Wink
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« Reply #65 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 22:18:13 »

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it was probly more than that... damage limitation... Wink

Fuck off!!!!  Nah I believe her.  Would anyone chuck her for that?
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McLovin

« Reply #66 on: Thursday, October 20, 2005, 22:19:41 »

nah, we all do that from time to time. just get her to make up for it...
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« Reply #67 on: Friday, October 21, 2005, 07:07:30 »

Walrus, women are like buses, if you miss this one then another one will be along shortly  Cheesy

my words of wisdom for today, don't forget them
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« Reply #68 on: Friday, October 21, 2005, 07:12:56 »

Problem is that some women are like buses:
Slow, ugly, smelly and they rarely come.....
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« Reply #69 on: Friday, October 21, 2005, 07:40:21 »

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Walrus, women are like buses, if you miss this one then another one will be along shortly  Cheesy

my words of wisdom for today, don't forget them


Did you watch that thing about the club owner in Spain last night Whits?
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« Reply #70 on: Friday, October 21, 2005, 07:41:07 »

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She kissed some guy when she was pissed.


Is that all!

What a let down, I was expecting a dumped, suicidal, drowning his sorrows drunk Walrus letting out his emotions on the TEF.

Oh well, you've got every right to go and knob another chick as revenge now, eh  :twisted:  Cheesy
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« Reply #71 on: Friday, October 21, 2005, 07:43:40 »

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Walrus, women are like buses, if you miss this one then another one will be along shortly  Cheesy

my words of wisdom for today, don't forget them


Did you watch that thing about the club owner in Spain last night Whits?


I saw that KT. My kind of job!  

(until it all went tits up - excuse the pun)
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Asher

« Reply #72 on: Friday, October 21, 2005, 07:46:51 »

To be honest id go mad at that, cheating is cheating
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« Reply #73 on: Friday, October 21, 2005, 07:50:54 »

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To be honest id go mad at that, cheating is cheating


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« Reply #74 on: Friday, October 21, 2005, 07:51:16 »

No offence Walrus but if it was reverse he would be out the door!  Pissed or not pissed - not acceptable.
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