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« on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 20:09:36 » |
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Incident 1: The psycho hedghog.
Went outside earlier and sat on the patio steps having a fag, the security light comes on and I spot a curled up hedgehog. Must have got frightened by the light I figure. Security light goes off, hedgehog uncurls and makes a run for my foot!
Scared the crap out of me, and my first instinct was to boot the fucker the length of the garden. Not the best idea, as I was barefoot at the time. Ouch.
I thought hedgehogs were timid creatures that wouldn't say boo to a goose?!
Incident 2: The razor blade.
Still in pain from the hedgehog, went for a shower and shave. Put a new blade on the Mack 3 and proceded to shave. Slight lack of concentration and slip. Ouch No.2.
Not a little nick on the chin, oh no, a nice fat double bladed slice through the top lip. Lips bleed forever, FACT!
If bad luck really does come in 3's, I'll have probably fallen down the stairs by 10pm :|
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 20:13:39 » |
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 i'll send the cops round if we haven't heard from you by tommorrow |
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 20:15:46 » |
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Not a little nick on the chin, oh no, a nice fat double bladed slice through my bellend!. Dicks bleed forever, FACT!
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Your one sick mother fucker! Shaving your pubes! |
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 20:16:47 » |
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That is all
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 20:30:29 » |
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poor hedgehog......I'm ringing the NSPCA  Well you can guarrante that little fooker won't be back in a hurry! |
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:26:43 » |
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The said hedgehog is officially dead. Kind of expected it really because he went pop when he hit the tree. My housemate made the sad discovery, he went for a piss down the bottom of the garden (pissed up after a family meal) and it yelped when he got splashed. I'll be making a generous donation to an animal charity to compensate for my wrong doing. Still bleeding though  Edit: My lip's still bleeding, not the hedgehog. He's a goner. |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:28:39 » |
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RIP Mr Hedgehog, please come back and haunt Sussex Red. Push him down the stairs! |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:44:28 » |
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Incident 1: The psycho hedghog.
Went outside earlier and sat on the patio steps having a fag too easy? |
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:54:39 » |
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Incident 1: The psycho hedghog.
Went outside earlier and sat on the patio steps having a fag too easy? That whistled over my head Dave. Am I just being a bit thick? :? |
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:55:36 » |
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Incident 1: The psycho hedghog.
Went outside earlier and sat on the patio steps having a fag too easy? That whistled over my head Dave. Am I just being a bit thick? :? Yes. Fag=Gay |
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:56:09 » |
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never mind!  |
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, October 17, 2005, 21:58:24 » |
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Oh, right. Cunts, the lot of you then. Nighty night :gay: |
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, October 18, 2005, 00:44:48 » |
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Incident 1: The psycho hedghog.
Went outside earlier and sat on the patio steps having a fag, the security light comes on and I spot a curled up hedgehog. Must have got frightened by the light I figure. Security light goes off, hedgehog uncurls and makes a run for my foot!
Scared the crap out of me, and my first instinct was to boot the fucker the length of the garden. Not the best idea, as I was barefoot at the time. Ouch.
I thought hedgehogs were timid creatures that wouldn't say boo to a goose?!
Incident 2: The razor blade.
Still in pain from the hedgehog, went for a shower and shave. Put a new blade on the Mack 3 and proceded to shave. Slight lack of concentration and slip. Ouch No.2.
Not a little nick on the chin, oh no, a nice fat double bladed slice through the top lip. Lips bleed forever, FACT!
If bad luck really does come in 3's, I'll have probably fallen down the stairs by 10pm :| Cutting you're top lip shaving is nasty. Pretty sure I heard somewhere that your top lip is the second most sensative area to pain on a mans body. |
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