STFCBird
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« Reply #90 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 11:02:59 » |
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"I also have to leave........ Boooo!"
I think you've successfully killed that one.
Dear Birdy,
I have a hangover. Cure it for me!
Drunken Angus Dear walrus, I suggest you have a wank and then a cool shower, this should make you feel better. Drink plenty of water during the day or yyou will get dehydrated. |
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« Reply #91 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 11:05:21 » |
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Dear Birdy
My job is a bore and im about to have to find a new one soon?? My footy team is playing crap and my friends are being arseholes ... I am contemplating emigrating to New Zealand to start a new life but am worried Ill miss my footy.. What should I do??
from Lady Killer! Dear Lady Killer, I think that emigrating would mean a new start for you, you can forget about your murderous ways and crap football team. You will also be able to make new friends, and tell the ones that are annoying you to FUCK OFF. Then have a wank.  |
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« Reply #92 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 11:27:32 » |
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superb advice Birdy .. ill get to it str8 away ...
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« Reply #93 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 22:57:27 » |
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Dear Birdy
I've a stalker from Brighton, with apparently a very small stalk, who wants to give me a French kiss, this would normally activate a knee to the groin, but he seems like "a decent sort." Would it be possible for you to act as a surrogate snogger?
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« Reply #94 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 04:15:01 » |
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birdy, i've sprained/strained my right-hand wrist. it fucking hurts. do i take some time off work? and also, as i can no longer tickle my pickle in comfort, can you do it for me? ta, J  |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #95 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 07:53:22 » |
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Sorry Reg and Leggett, I am on strike :evil:
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« Reply #96 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 08:00:26 » |
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For why?
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« Reply #97 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 08:41:50 » |
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because
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« Reply #98 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 08:46:53 » |
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thank god
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« Reply #99 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:20:35 » |
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up yours
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« Reply #100 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:31:00 » |
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what's up, Birdy?
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« Reply #101 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:37:13 » |
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nothing really, just having a bad day  |
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« Reply #102 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:44:07 » |
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Me too. Went out last night and am regretting it severely now. I ruined my new Diesel jeans jumping over Radnor Street cemetery gates and nearly piercing my nutsack in the process...
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« Reply #103 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:49:18 » |
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What an earth were you doing in a cemetery? dare I ask :shock:
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« Reply #104 on: Friday, October 14, 2005, 09:50:36 » |
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Necrophilia!! :shock:
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