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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:17:47 »

You have to look after the TUSCANIS (not Goodyears!) they are the best trainer around.  FACT!
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:19:37 »

I've nearly bust through my beloved pumas, although the diesal ones i had lasted a lot better than merrels which are meant to be bloody walking shoes, the soles on them go really quickly!
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:22:09 »

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You have to look after the TUSCANIS (not Goodyears!) they are the best trainer around.  FACT!


Mine are a fucking state already  Crying
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:24:30 »

That's because you bought the white ones! :|
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 15:26:51 »

Banbury has a D2

My closest big town being only 13 miles from me where as Oxford is 20 miles.

I wear some 501's but not stonewash denim like Clarkson! I wear the faded ones which are cool.
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, October 11, 2005, 16:47:10 »

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she (sandy gray)was in the executive lounge saturday and was giving me filthy looks.


Dear Birdy,

Theres these bloke who secretly fancies an older woman, but I think he's too scared to admit it.

What shall he do.

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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 01:00:28 »

Dear Birdy
I can't sleep and keep reading forums all thru the night.
What can I do (apart from porn, wanking, self-obsessing etc)
regards
A mate of Ron's
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:13:13 »

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Dear Birdy,

I think I was born in the wrong era.  In just 5 or 6 seasons in the 60s - early 70s Both Swindon Town and England were very succesful.

These days England and Swindon are both fairly unsuccessful.

What do you suggest I do.


Dear Kinky Tom,

I feel you need to get a grip and Realise our team may never be this sucessful in our lifetime.  I suggest you support Chelsea or Man Utd in your hunt for sucess.
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:14:20 »

What crap advice! :disapprove:
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:14:40 »

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Quote from: "mexico red"

she (sandy gray)was in the executive lounge saturday and was giving me filthy looks.


Dear Birdy,

Theres these bloke who secretly fancies an older woman, but I think he's too scared to admit it.

What shall he do.

stfcfan.


Dear stfcfan,

I think it is about time you admitted your feelings to this woman and just boned her one.  Hope this helps  Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:16:52 »

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Dear Birdy
I can't sleep and keep reading forums all thru the night.
What can I do (apart from porn, wanking, self-obsessing etc)
regards
A mate of Ron's


Dear Rons Mate,

I think you should get a girlfriend (or boyfriend) and get out of the house a bit more, go dogging or swinging, it is great fun and will keep you out of the house until the early hours of the morning.  This should also help you endulge in your fetishes.
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:17:38 »

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What crap advice! :disapprove:


what a crap problem  Wink
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:18:32 »

At least it's real - I've a feeling all the other dossers are taking the piss. Wink
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:23:28 »

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What crap advice!

To be fair to Birdy,KT,your problem is one which even a combination of Dear Deidre and Trisha couldn't solve Smiley .
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, October 12, 2005, 08:25:39 »

Birdie is a whole different kettle of fish though - she knows things Trisha and DD can only dream of. :?
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