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« Reply #16 on: Monday, October 3, 2005, 21:33:25 » |
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More like typical women than typical yank.
American crowds suck ass when it comes to cheering thier team on. Deeeeeeeefense,deeeeeeefense, yawn. They get going when there is a good fight at the (ice) hockey though.
Also I have always worked for an American company. In my last job I was in Chicago and it worried me how many people a) didn't have a passport and b) hadn't been outside Illinois. It may be a big place, but I'm quite sure I'd leave my own state.
In general, contarary to popular belief there are some nice intelligent people there . There are some banjo playing, sister marrying wierdos too (like the Isle of Wight really)
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, October 3, 2005, 22:04:52 » |
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Most of the intelligent Americans seem to like golf. Although even they managed to disgrace themselves at Brookline. I can connect with some of their baseball fans, who seem to enjoy the history and traditions of their game. But the rest of US sports seem to be watched by all manners of loosers. And what do they get most excited about? Wrestling! Its not even real for fucks sake.
Yanks popular culture seems to have insatiable apetite for tat. But when people say all Americans are stupid, it reflects more on you than it does them. After all that ingenuity, hard work and enterprise didnt come from nowhere to make it the richest country in the world. Although their love of the redneck and its culture is baffling (Nascar, Dubya Bush, etc).
What if I said all Nigerians are thick? After all look at all that corruption and crime. Whats your gut reaction to that? Revulsion I bet (is anyone here thick enough to call me a racist? :roll: )
But Dan Jackson, I told you a month ago, its We are red, we are white, we are fucking dynamite! You thick cunt!
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, October 3, 2005, 22:14:37 » |
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There are some banjo playing, sister marrying wierdos too (like the Isle of Wight really
I used to liaise with a bird from the IoW....she was fucking georgeous but yes weird....her appetite for white powders gave her the nickname of the Snow Queen (+natural blond) She was an artist and seemed to scare the fuck out of most blokes, but I just thought nothing ventured nothing gained, in due course I moved to London and got bored of trying to conduct a long distance relationship. |
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, October 3, 2005, 22:18:16 » |
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alright spencer! Calm down old boy!
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, October 3, 2005, 22:21:51 » |
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, October 3, 2005, 22:55:56 » |
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What if I said all Nigerians are thick? After all look at all that corruption and crime. Whats your gut reaction to that? Revulsion I bet (is anyone here thick enough to call me a racist? :roll: ) racist |
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 17:18:33 » |
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More like typical women than typical yank.
American crowds suck ass when it comes to cheering thier team on. Deeeeeeeefense,deeeeeeefense, yawn. They get going when there is a good fight at the (ice) hockey though.
Also I have always worked for an American company. In my last job I was in Chicago and it worried me how many people a) didn't have a passport and b) hadn't been outside Illinois. It may be a big place, but I'm quite sure I'd leave my own state.
In general, contarary to popular belief there are some nice intelligent people there . There are some banjo playing, sister marrying wierdos too (like the Isle of Wight really) There is a guy in my office that readily admits he has not left the state of Ohio. "There's different laws over the state line" is his defence of this position. Mind you, if you've ever been to Kentucky you can see his point. He's an oldish bugger too, in his 50's. What a fucking insular lifestyle. My wife and I spent a weekend in a log cabin a couple of weeks back. What an eye-opener. Hicksville or what? Walking around Walmart in the local population centre (I couldn't really call it a town) convinced us we were the only normal people in there. Reminded me of the movie Deliverance - banjo's, chainsaws and all that. Actually reminded me of the Forest of Dean, minus sheep. Tis true, the only time they cheer at (Ice) Hockey is during the fights, and when they do the Chicken Dance. Its all good harmless family orientated fun though. Season starts in two weeks, must get some tickets soon. |
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 17:25:53 » |
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Walking around Walmart in the local population centre (I couldn't really call it a town) convinced us we were the only normal people in there. Reminded me of the movie Deliverance - banjo's, chainsaws and all that. Actually reminded me of the Forest of Dean, minus sheep.
You have to try the walmart game.... http://thewvsr.com/TheWVSRgame.htm |
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 17:34:05 » |
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 I'm not sure how you tell if somebody has ring worm, and I've never heard of Elephantiasis, but I certainly spotted the rest a couple of weeks ago. In fact I'm popping to Walmart on my way home tonight, I'll print the list out and give it a shot. Report to follow tomorrow. |
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 17:49:06 » |
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Good work my friend. Elaphantitis is like when you have a massive head or something like that!
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, October 4, 2005, 17:53:19 » |
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So nothing to do with having big ears, a trunk and a couple of ivory tusks sticking out of your head, and spraying dry mud over your body then? I'm guessing it may be difficult to spot somebody like that in Walmart.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 17:23:28 » |
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Report on Round 1 of the Walmart game.
I actually didn't get to Walmart last night. Instead I went to Target, which is Walmart for snobs. Regardless of the higher class of redneck that Target attracts, I managed to spot Chipped Teeth and a Neck Brace. A poor start, but I was subject to time constraints.
However, a trip to Walmart at lunchtime yielded more positive results. Several Broken Bones, more Chipped Teeth, Female Bald Spot, Radical Obesity (not diificult to spot here though, many examples seen today) and a Neck Brace were all spotted on the short journey to and from the Entertainment section via the checkout. Granted, most of these are easy, so the challenge remains to spot the others. Time to head off to a NASCAR race in the boonies to get the rest me thinks.
Standby for more redneck posts shortly.
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 20:05:26 » |
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I used to sell lots on ebay!
Sold an item to some American woman, days later she said I was trying to rip her off and what the hell is that squigly thing infront of the figures.
I explained to her that it was a pound sign and that there were more currencies in the world than dollars :evil:
She then said that I was blatently ripping people off because Ebay is an American website! DOH
They must have some good schools in America, probably better than the ones in Burnley even!
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, October 5, 2005, 20:08:24 » |
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I used to sell lots on ebay!
Sold an item to some American woman, days later she said I was trying to rip her off and what the hell is that squigly thing infront of the figures.
I explained to her that it was a pound sign and that there were more currencies in the world than dollars :evil:
She then said that I was blatently ripping people off because Ebay is an American website! DOH
They must have some good schools in America, probably better than the ones in Burnley even! |
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