Franchise Official Match day thread...

[Bob's Orange]

What a young team, the avarage age of the midfield is 20, the defence with goalie can't be much higher, and Tony Thorpe is the oldest player by years.

Which is why the youth team coach is a good choice as manager !!

Not if we get relegated!

[genf_stfc]

that was kind of supposed to be a joke... but I reckon Iffy will do us proud.

anyway, here is a proper joke,  old ones are the best

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
audience & they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Pope.

Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son" says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment &
answers, "No, Dopey there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns round
& gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment & then answers "Dopey,
there are no dwarf nuns in Europe"

This time all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Dopey turns
around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back to The Pope & says "Your extreme Holiness! Are there
ANY dwarf nuns any where in the world?"

After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my
son, there are NO dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling around, laughing and
pounding on the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they began
chanting:

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"

[Bedford Red]

[pumbaa]

Ill be about. Decided not to take the risk and break down.
Come On Swindon!!!!

I'm here now. Hope I didn't put you off Blink, certainly not my intention  

Waiting for 1000 local for the Bon Jovi tickets to go on sale in the USA  

[Bob's Orange]

I like the look of Nicho LB and Smith RB, more balanced. Hopefully Roberts will take his chance up front.

Come on town!

[Bedford Red]

I'm glad to see Nicho in the team as well.

Just coming onto the pitch.

COME ON YOU REDS!!!!!

[genf_stfc]

come on lads, lets help franchise FC down to the conference, where they belong !  (and hope its not the other way around...)

[Barnard]

I like the look of Nicho LB and Smith RB, more balanced. Hopefully Roberts will take his chance up front.

Come on town!

I'd agree, its Collins at CB that worries me though I just don't rate him at all.

[genf_stfc]

roberts isn't even on the bench ? injured ?

[Spud]

I like the look of Nicho LB and Smith RB, more balanced. Hopefully Roberts will take his chance up front.

Come on town!

I'd agree, its Collins at CB that worries me though I just don't rate him at all.

Same as, Collins is shit!. :evil:

[Bob's Orange]

I like the look of Nicho LB and Smith RB, more balanced. Hopefully Roberts will take his chance up front.

Come on town!

I'd agree, its Collins at CB that worries me though I just don't rate him at all.

Same as, Collins is shit!. :evil:

Seems it is only my old man that rates him though! Good bit of composure from him for our goal against Southend I must say!

[lebowski]

what's the lineup? only just turned the radio on...

[Spud]

Fucking hell!, luckily Mcleod hit his shot straight at Heaton after being put through. :|

[Bedford Red]

Christ that was close, what a crap start that would have been.

[Bob's Orange]

Fucking hell!, luckily Mcleod hit his shot straight at Heaton after being put through. :|

Jesus!  :evil:  I am off to watch Gillette Soccer Saturday! Back if someone scores!