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BANGKOK RED

« on: Thursday, September 29, 2005, 13:39:32 »

No I don't mean the band, I am looking for THE cure and by that I mean THE cure to be extremely pissed off, I shan't bore you with the details so I'll just say that I am very very very very very very very PISSED OFF after being let down rather badly by somebody that I considered to be one of my closest friends, I don't enjoy being a miserable cunt just as nobody likes a miserable cunt so getting to the point of this post:

If you where as immensely pissed off as I am right now, what would you do to cheer yourself up?Huh?Huh???
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, September 29, 2005, 13:42:10 »

Seeing as you're in bangkok, go and buy some poontang  Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, September 29, 2005, 13:42:48 »

Exactly
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, September 29, 2005, 13:42:58 »

King's gone, Devlin's back - cured?
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, September 29, 2005, 13:43:49 »

Crack one off and go play poker.

Do share though Mr B.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, September 29, 2005, 13:45:55 »

Virtual hugs from Yeovil Red are good, but I heard they come at a price...
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #6 on: Thursday, September 29, 2005, 13:46:59 »

Quote from: "simon pieman"
Seeing as you're in bangkok, go and buy some poontang  Tongue


I don't live in Bangkok anymore, I can't get a taxi into town (Pattaya), if I drive I can't drink and I am a married man! Why do I NOT feel any better???
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, September 29, 2005, 14:04:34 »

Drive to Pattaya and go watch some fat balding Englishmen walk around with girls younger than their daughter and be safe in the knowledge they are taking them to the cleaners.

Either that or do a Frank (Skinner) go out into your back yard and let loose a primal scream into the night.

It's supposed to be very therapeutic and every time I think about it I get that urge to shout as loud as possible.

Has anyone just roared at nothing recently as loud as they possibly can?

I think I’d crack up slightly afterwards as well.

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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, September 29, 2005, 14:32:12 »

Or better still go and pay a ladyboy to take the biggest, baldest fucker you can find and arange for her to bring him for breakfast after feeding him loads of sang som, then you can have a good old laugh in the morning at his expense!
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, September 29, 2005, 14:32:57 »

Cuddle your kid.

then

Drink.

that is all
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