The Perfect Day

[magicroundabout]

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
8:15   Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30   Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45   Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by    
thoughtful partner
9:15   Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00   Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30   Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition,
blow wave
12:00   Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45   Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained
17 kgs
1:00   Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00   Nap
4:00   Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from
secret admirer
4:15   Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets
to work on such a perfect body
5:30    Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30   Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers
10:00   Hot shower- alone
10:50   Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00    Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15   Fall asleep in his big, strong arms


THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00   Alarm
6:15   Blow job
6:30   Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00   Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30   Limo arrives
7:45   Several beers en route to the airport
9:15   Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30   Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45   Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45   Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15    Blow job
12:30   Play back nine (4 under)
2:15   Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30   Fly to Bahamas
3:30   Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot
4:30   Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00   Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
(bending over, naturally)
6:45   Shit, shower and shave
7:00   Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30   Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00   Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30   Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00   Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30   Night-cap blow job
11:45   In bed alone
11:50   A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51   Laugh yourself to sleep

[Asher]

So true!!!!!!

Personally a good day to me is a nosh, then I can deal with anything

[magicroundabout]

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

this ones the best

[Kinky Tom]

I love the word nosh.

[Sade]

My day would start at 12.30 if I had nothing to do

[Mexicano Rojo]

sade are you still with ralph? if not im going to try and date you.

[Sade]

Yes I am Mex I thought that seeming you own a club and everything you would'nt have troubles getting with the ladys?

[Mexicano Rojo]

i will not dwell on the matter then, but bare me in mind when you dump him, im a good catch, nearly 20 years older than you, major health problems that in the long term will probably need a carer, irresponsible with money, overweight with outdated leftwing views and a dick the size of a japanese childs.

[Whits]

     plus a charmer

[Kinky Tom]

i will not dwell on the matter then, but bare me in mind when you dump him, im a good catch, nearly 20 years older than you, major health problems that in the long term will probably need a carer, irresponsible with money, overweight with outdated leftwing views and a dick the size of a japanese childs.

It's a shame we don't have loads of girls on here Mex, they'd be queuing round the corner after reading that.

[McLovin]

He's going for the hard sell...

[magicroundabout]

i will not dwell on the matter then, but bare me in mind when you dump him, im a good catch, nearly 20 years older than you, major health problems that in the long term will probably need a carer, irresponsible with money, overweight with outdated leftwing views and a dick the size of a japanese childs.

you should have just said. I'm a cunt.

much more easier to write.

[Piemonte]

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job


It would be a good day apart from the fact that it invloves getting up at 6am. Try 6 hours later than that and I'm sold

[STFCBird]

maybe you should join the queue for sade  

[Birdies Mate]

reading that perfect day definitely gives me a reason to want a man...trouble is its all bollocks...you'd never get men looking after ya like that