Not that anyone would notice....

[Kinky Tom]

I might be converted...we'll see after next week's match.

Bring Bird to the Merlin with you, fatbury will pay for your drinks.

[Birdies Mate]

can he afford it then?

[STFC Village]

Morning all

Not that anyone would notice, but i haven't been here for a while and felt the urge to justify my lack of posting.

Recently i split up with my girlfriend, then made up with my girlfriend, then split up, then made up again, etc etc. Being an adult i evenutally had my fill of this, on again off again bullshit and told her to fuck off. Hurt like a bitch, but now i'm free! WOMEN SORT YOUR BULLSHIT EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS OUT!

Anyway, without my girlfriend i am now free to get pissed out my face, pull, drive fast, smoke, swear like a cunt act like a cock and most importantly play poker once more!

She had pretty much voiced her disapproval at anything i did involving risk or general ladishness. Anyway, the real me is back and i'm gonna wash her out of my hair by mostly being a cock for the next few months.

Here's to being a Man/Boy, acting like a cock and not giving 2 shits about it until someone reminds you it's about time you grew up and acted like an adult.

FUCK BEING AN ADULT AND FUCK RESPONSIBILITY!

Hooray for splitting up with girlfriends and being men!

[STFC Village]

can he afford it then?

Not the amount that you and Lucy drink, Julie!

[Kinky Tom]

can he afford it then?

Dunno, but he's a nice guy so he might, regardless of his financial situation.

[Dazzza]

Barry you should crack one off on the sofa tonight to celebrate, beer in hand, spliff in mouth and enough Swedish Porn to give you an RSI for a month.

I'd definitely suggest going for an import in future far less hassle than these temperamental overpriced domestic models you get nowadays.  Not only will you get something far superior appearance wise to anything currently available on the national market in 6 months you’ll still be going back for more and it won’t have turned into a droning public embarrassment.

South American imports, it’s the future.