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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, February 13, 2024, 21:49:30 » |
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Win 5 Draw 4 Lose the rest Think the five wins poss come v Tranmere, Donny, Sutton, Grimsbeh, and Walsall Draws v Notts County, Morecambe, Accrington, and Wimbledon {or maybe Gills ✓} Lose v Gills {or Wimbledon}, MKDonalds, Stockport, Harrogate {fucking Harrow Gate}, Mansfield {fucking Mans Field}, and Barrow {FUCKING Barrerrh} I make that about 19pts. I agree with Nick Aud, that Town will win more than 3 óder 4, meaning that's a ''say fish'' {fish} bet but conversely also meaning that Town will still finish just below the oft fated creamflow drink line. I also don't think 3Opts is remotely achievable. Only my onion of course Most likely to celebrate drown the sorrows with a few pints of Kenneth  Beamish Line very much in anticipation of being breached - after 4 games {in the 3rd installment of the Gunning era}, Town have accrued 5pts. 1.25pts per game |
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, February 14, 2024, 08:30:05 » |
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Forest Green win away, but Sutton lose at home.
16 points clear of the relegation spots
I think the only think we might 'win' this season is the first side that can't be mathematically relegated/promoted. The mid-table cup, glorious! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, February 14, 2024, 08:33:32 » |
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- With 14 games left, Town sit exactly 17th with 39 points
- We need 20 points (1.43 ppg) to reach the magic 59 point threshold.
- Over the 32 games played, we're running at 1.22 ppg
- Over the last ten games, we're running at 1.00 ppg
Our remaining games are: (current league position of opposition) Milton Keynes H (6th) Stockport A (1st) Tranmere H (18th) Harrogate H (8th) Mansfield A (2nd) Accrington H (12th) Doncaster H (20th) Walsall A (16th) Notts Co H (7th) Sutton A (24th) Barrow A (5th) Wimbledon H (10th) Grimsby A (21st) Morecambe H (11th) |
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Jimmy HaveHave
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« Reply #33 on: Saturday, February 17, 2024, 15:13:56 » |
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We’re doing our best to keep below it  |
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Clem, hurry up and sell up🤡
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« Reply #34 on: Saturday, February 17, 2024, 16:01:20 » |
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Stockport away would worry me with this lot, and Mansfield. Best watch those ones behind the sofa.
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« Reply #35 on: Saturday, February 17, 2024, 16:01:51 » |
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Best start thinking of a new name I think. Gunning Gulch?
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BambooToTheFuture
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« Reply #36 on: Saturday, February 17, 2024, 16:06:05 » |
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The Clem CatchPit?
At least it continues a link with the railways as well. Town's ''Catch Pit'' being that they make enough points to stay up and the catch pit prevents them running away through the Football League trapdoor*
*Cheers Reg x
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'Incessant Nonsense'
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #37 on: Saturday, February 17, 2024, 17:03:19 » |
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With 13 games left, Town sit below the line in 18th with 39 points
We need 20 points (1.54 ppg) to reach the magic 59 point threshold.
Over the 33 games played, we're running at 1.18 ppg
Over the last ten games, we're running at 0.9 ppg
Our remaining games are: (current league position of opposition)
Stockport A (1st)
Tranmere H (17th)
Harrogate H (7th)
Mansfield A (2nd)
Accrington H (12th)
Doncaster H (20th)
Walsall A (16th)
Notts Co H (9th)
Sutton A (24th)
Barrow A (6th)
Wimbledon H (8th)
Grimsby A (22nd)
Morecambe H (10th)
We now need to win every other game and then sneak a draw in there somewhere.
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« Reply #38 on: Saturday, February 17, 2024, 17:51:47 » |
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Win 5 Draw 4 Lose the rest Think the five wins poss come v Tranmere, Donny, Sutton, Grimsbeh, and Walsall Draws v Notts County, Morecambe, Accrington, and Wimbledon {or maybe Gills ✓} Lose v Gills {or Wimbledon}, MKDonalds ✓, Stockport, Harrogate {fucking Harrow Gate}, Mansfield {fucking Mans Field}, and Barrow {FUCKING Barrerrh} I make that about 19pts. I agree with Nick Aud, that Town will win more than 3 óder 4, meaning that's a ''say fish'' {fish} bet but conversely also meaning that Town will still finish just below the oft fated creamflow drink line. I also don't think 3Opts is remotely achievable. Only my onion of course Most likely to celebrate drown the sorrows with a few pints of Kenneth Unfortunately my update on these results is proving accurate so far. Right on track for potentially the clubs worse ever finish. Pass me a Milk Stout - it might be time to update the club crest! |
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'Incessant Nonsense'
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #39 on: Sunday, February 18, 2024, 09:58:14 » |
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Getting beyond 58pts is looking like a tough task at this stage.
Could still finish above 18th but with fewer than 58 I guess.
Does the Beamish Line then become the Morfuni Marker?
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Crap!
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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« Reply #40 on: Sunday, February 18, 2024, 10:03:25 » |
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Does it really matter. It’s a complete Horlicks of a season whether we end up below or over .
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« Reply #41 on: Sunday, February 18, 2024, 11:04:09 » |
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Finishing 3rd from bottom might just wake a few fuckers up!
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Clem, hurry up and sell up🤡
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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« Reply #42 on: Sunday, February 18, 2024, 11:05:42 » |
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The lack of take up of STs will do that.
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« Reply #43 on: Sunday, February 18, 2024, 11:07:34 » |
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Finishing 3rd from bottom might just wake a few fuckers up!
Sadly I don’t think it will they will still back him and say he is the only gig in town and there is no one better out there The man’s a crook and a fraud- anyone who thought it a good idea to make a convicted money launderer vice chair is not a fit owner |
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« Reply #44 on: Sunday, February 18, 2024, 11:54:41 » |
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The lack of take up of STs will do that. I'm not convinced this will be as severe as you'd think |
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