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« Reply #15 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 14:27:15 »

Ex Brighton player Charlie Oatway who's full name is Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway (Charlie for short)

Ex Zimbabwe international Danger Fourpence.

Scottish international David Goodwillie. (DV beat me!)

Also Queen of the South midfielder Nortei Nortey (very naughty).

I’m sorry but Danger Fourpence nails it.
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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 15:12:18 »

Andre Muff and Ralf Minge.

There are some great African boxers names, too. Proud Kilimanjaro, Bright Spider and Jukebox Timebomb.
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 15:22:52 »

López Ufarte
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 15:24:15 »

Ian Bogie
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 15:25:33 »

Jan Vennegor of Hesselink
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 15:28:17 »

Willy Topp
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 15:53:47 »

Ars Bandeet, Segar Bastard and Quim
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« Reply #22 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 16:39:54 »

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You must have enough names to pick a team😀
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 17:33:41 »

Nortei Nortey
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 17:36:03 »

We have a goalie in Lee Camp!
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 17:38:24 »

Danny Shittu

Does remind me of the ex STFC man on the Mike( whose name I cannot remember) called him Danny Shiteu when announcing him at the County Ground. I chuckled at the time at least...
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 17:51:33 »

Can't believe Argelico Fucks hasn't been mentioned yet.
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« Reply #27 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 18:22:35 »

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Nortei Nortey

I forgot about him.

can anyone of a certain age stop "very naughty...ha ha ha Haaaa" in their head when they hear it?

got any Salmon, sorted
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« Reply #28 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 18:33:25 »

We once had a player called Septimus Atterbury, which isn't rude, but is a fucking brilliant name.
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« Reply #29 on: Saturday, April 3, 2021, 19:00:07 »

Nortei Nortey

Bad boy of the team
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