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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, March 28, 2021, 13:58:43 » |
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You lot should be lucky you even had a first wife to marry, let alone a second. Greedy cunts  Not really, it's got context and isn't that silly/stupid if the partnership was a living nightmare. Same with the drugs Shrivvy. If it was linked to addiction then it puts a whole different spin on the matter and would not be deemed so stupid. |
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You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, March 28, 2021, 13:58:59 » |
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Forgive my ex-wife for having an affair. Went on to have a son then she fucked off with him when he was two, cost me a fucking fortune and years of heart ache.
Golden rule in life never forgive a cheating partner and I feel your pain |
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, March 28, 2021, 14:00:41 » |
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I took a short cut through an RAF base once (long before 9/11 thank goodness). I was 19 but obviously no common sense as the person i was with said the bus went through there, so i shot past the guard at the gate and got pulled up about half way through. I got the biggest bollocking of my life. Looking back now, i just can't believe i ever thought that was a good idea or ok.
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, March 28, 2021, 16:55:55 » |
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Golden rule in life never forgive a cheating partner and I feel your pain
This - one strike and you're out! And that works both ways - if you are a cheating cunt do the the decent thing, don't cheat, leave the other half!!!!! Then you are less likely to be a cunt. |
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, March 28, 2021, 16:57:04 » |
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This - one strike and you're out! And that works both ways - if you are a cheating cunt do the the decent thing, don't cheat, leave the other half!!!!! Then you are less likely to be a cunt.
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, March 28, 2021, 17:07:25 » |
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This fred has turned into "Fathers 4 Justice"*  * Only joking fellas. |
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You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, March 28, 2021, 18:45:30 » |
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When briefly living in Cologne in 1972, found an English Pub one Saturday night in the cellar of a Wimpy bar. Whitbread Tankard and Watney's Red Barrel I seem to remember were the beers. There was some sort of ex-pat's party going on. Early hours Sunday morning both toilets were unavailable, so wobbled upstairs to find a toilet in the by now closed Wimpy Bar. Couldn't find toilet but found myself in the kitchen. There was a big vat of pre-prepared chips, so I pissed in that :-(
Not something I'm very proud of...
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, March 28, 2021, 20:19:27 » |
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Climbed Mt. Fuji out of season with about ten others with no experience of climbing anything more serious than a flight of stairs and no equipment.
It pissed it down all the way up and was minus plenty at the top. Remember it being quite fun at the time (although it was too foggy to see anything) but in hindsight this is definitely how people end up dying. Everyone was fine, if a bit cold and wet.
Most damage I've done to myself was a pretty bad concussion stacking it and whacking my head in a club in Bath, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't exactly my fault.
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, March 28, 2021, 21:15:23 » |
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Weird you mention that. I've just completed a spoken word piece about Mt. Fuji called "It Can't Melt"  |
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, March 28, 2021, 23:56:47 » |
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Suffering Banjo string being snapped not once, but snapped twice (if that's possible) by same girl in three weeks...
...1987.
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, March 29, 2021, 06:39:17 » |
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Suffering Banjo string being snapped not once, but snapped twice (if that's possible) by same girl in three weeks...
...1987.
Who didn’t wince reading that? |
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, March 29, 2021, 07:50:24 » |
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You went back?  |
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, March 29, 2021, 08:26:17 » |
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Suffering Banjo string being snapped not once, but snapped twice (if that's possible) by same girl in three weeks...
...1987.
I've done mine twice too. No ragrets. |
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, March 29, 2021, 08:35:14 » |
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I knew a lad in the RAF who, for reasons only known to him, inserted a chocolate Matchmaker down his jap’s eye. Understandably, we had to take him to the medical centre and he was put in a hot bath to melt it.
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, March 29, 2021, 08:50:19 » |
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A 'friend'? |
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