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« Reply #15 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 00:17:07 » |
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As a young athlete, Eric Sabin was a faster sprinter than Usain Bolt.
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BambooToTheFuture
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I'll Tell Ya Now - McGurk Is The New Graham
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 00:59:04 » |
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Wailon Codcolder was a member of the SBS, despite not being able to swim. When this was discovered by the MOD at age 21, he had to go AWOL and form a new identity.
He carved out a career as a successful professional footballer and became the captain of Swindon Town. A player and man who would, in cult legend status, be known as Colin Calderwood.
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'Incessant Nonsense'
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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ron dodgers
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shaddap your face
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 01:12:00 » |
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"Buttons can be made from mother-of-pearl"
John 'Buttons' Sheridan
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Baggins
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 07:08:05 » |
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Paul McAreavey had a twin brother called Stevie.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 07:15:30 » |
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Swindon Town is the only football league club that does not contain any letters from the word 'mackerel'.
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Baggins
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 07:16:45 » |
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One time town loanee James Milner makes and sells hats on Etsy.
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Baggins
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 07:22:35 » |
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Mickey Hazard has nine toes
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tans
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 07:57:13 » |
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Harry Agombar somehow made an appearance for the club
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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?Absolute Calamity!?
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 08:40:58 » |
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Alan Macloughlin told me to fuck off to my face!
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Tails
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Git facked
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 09:00:31 » |
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Former Town player Joey Beauchamp was breast fed until he was 36.
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 09:09:14 » |
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At Dorcan my PE teacher was Toe-knee Willy-arms
Strange, I knew an EyesAnn-EarsAnn-MouthAnn-Knows |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 09:14:48 » |
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Tommy Wright once filled up his tank at Sainsbury’s bridgemead petrol station
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Things get better but they never get good
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 09:30:52 » |
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Tommy Wright once filled up his tank at Sainsbury’s bridgemead petrol station
Tommy Wight’s got a tank? Cool! |
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Nomoreheroes
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 09:32:05 » |
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First (and only) team to get 100 points in the league and concede 100 goals in the Prem.
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You're my incurable malady. I miss the pleasure of your company.
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, February 26, 2021, 09:46:14 » |
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Former Town player Joey Beauchamp was breast fed until he was 36.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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