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Asher

« Reply #15 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 14:26:26 »

I had to move one from Maries room on Sunday night - she hates them, but if theres a moth about she nearly has a heart attack! I open the doors with lights on so moths come in.  Im nice like that
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land_of_bo

« Reply #16 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 14:34:45 »

I'm slightly offended you treat Marie like that
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 14:54:59 »

Fucking women, all they do is moan about bloody insects  :x

Try being a postman and getting your ass bitten by Mrs Thompson's Rottweiler, damm site scarier than a fucking moth or fly.

My sister has a heart attack if a wasp comes near her.

I love insects, this is my pet cockroach from the canary islands  :twisted:

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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 14:58:15 »

after a summer of living in a tent, insects (well, british ones) and spiders don't bother me at all now. I used to only open my bedroom window when I was in the room so that I could monitor anything entering my insect-free zone.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 15:00:22 »

I'm gonna bring my cockroach to the game on saturday
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Asher

« Reply #20 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 15:26:32 »

Quote from: "land_of_bo"
I'm slightly offended you treat Marie like that


 

Cant wait to meet sade ralphy on sat....(think about it)
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 15:29:48 »

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I'm slightly offended you treat Marie like that


 

Cant wait to meet sade ralphy on sat....(think about it)


I won't be in Merlin mate, got the old fella with me.
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Asher

« Reply #22 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 15:33:38 »

get him along! You didnt get that joke did you mate?
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 15:35:21 »

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get him along! You didnt get that joke did you mate?


Something to do with my cockroach ??  :?

He's a moaning old bastard  Soapy Tit Wank

I'll see if i can persuede him.
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Asher

« Reply #24 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 15:53:00 »

dont worry ralphy it really wasnt funny anyway!
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 16:47:37 »

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I'm gonna bring my cockroach to the game on saturday


You seem quite attached to this cockroach. Does Sade know?!!
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 18:24:40 »

Put a cup over the insect, so that the cup is flat against the surface.  Then slide a bit of paper between the surface and the cup, then lift carfefully and lob the insect out the window
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 18:25:10 »

is sade fitter than marie? marie is quite a looker
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 19:00:21 »

I hate ralph's cockroach :? its in a jar in his room.I swear its still alive.I seen it move I did.
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, September 8, 2005, 20:25:53 »

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is sade fitter than marie? marie is quite a looker


Not as sexy as you big boy
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