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« Reply #30 on: Monday, December 7, 2020, 18:15:47 »

I seem to remember Jarrett having one decent game, a mid-week against Brentford maybe? He looked tricky and caused them a few problems. He was involved in a car accident after that, maybe even on the way to the ground, and was shite from then on.
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, December 7, 2020, 23:23:32 »

No loans and must have been contracted 2010 (could have signed prior to like Casal) to 2020 inclusive for this one please  Cheesy
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 14:27:15 »

Marko Tuomela. Utterly inept.
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 16:07:37 »

Fredrico Bessone in the PDC era was truly shocking - even more shocking is that he'd managed to blag a game in the premier league the season before with Swansea.   

He was 28 and in his prime when he played for us!   Not surprising that he barely played again and now wanders aimlessly out of position in the Spanish lower leagues.

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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 16:18:33 »

Moses Ashikodi has already been mentioned and must win some sort of award in the 3-2 home win against Huddersfield

http://swindon-town-fc.co.uk/MatchCentre.asp?MatchID=20080135

He came on after super Billy Paynter had gotten sent off in the 77th minute taking us down to 9 men.   He then got booked in the 80th minute and then was subbed in the 90th minute because he was out on his feet.   Given that there were 5 goals and 2 red cards that day all I can remember is his inept performance and being laughed off.

Found out a few years later that he was literally playing with a screw loose that season, as some metalwork from a previous broken leg had come apart.   No wonder he looked like he didn't want to run about!
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 16:45:44 »

Moses Ashikodi has already been mentioned and must win some sort of award in the 3-2 home win against Huddersfield

http://swindon-town-fc.co.uk/MatchCentre.asp?MatchID=20080135

He came on after super Billy Paynter had gotten sent off in the 77th minute taking us down to 9 men.   He then got booked in the 80th minute and then was subbed in the 90th minute because he was out on his feet.   Given that there were 5 goals and 2 red cards that day all I can remember is his inept performance and being laughed off.

Found out a few years later that he was literally playing with a screw loose that season, as some metalwork from a previous broken leg had come apart.   No wonder he looked like he didn't want to run about!


He has had quite a few clubs in his career.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses_Ashikodi
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 16:50:55 »

He has had quite a few clubs in his career.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses_Ashikodi

And somebody (probably his mum) has written a bit about every one of them.
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2020, 17:42:03 »

And somebody (probably his mum) has written a bit about every one of them.

Not quite every one - She's missed out South Park!
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 07:40:18 »

Ashikodi was only subbed off again to waste time.
He was the only attacking player on the pitch and our remaining subs were two attacking players and a goal keeper.
If wed had a defender or midfield on the bench hed have likely stayed on.


Thats not to say he was a good player for us. Far from it - but I alway remember that sub on / sub off being tactical rather than him being horrendously shit.
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 07:45:21 »

I remember that now.

He was squeezing the ball as though to test if it was flat to try and waste time.
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2020, 17:24:56 »

I seem to remember Bradley Barry being rather rubbish whenever I saw him.  Played 58 times according to Wikipedia. Go figure
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