BambooToTheFuture
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« Reply #120 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 19:58:13 » |
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Oh, and you pernickety cunt  |
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There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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JBZ
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« Reply #121 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 20:05:54 » |
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I will usually refer to STFC as Swindon rather than Town. But I also feel uncomfortable with referring to the club as 'us' or 'we'. I find it a bit cringe, not entirely sure why.
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Ardiles
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Stirlingshire Reds
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« Reply #122 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 20:06:18 » |
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Oh, and you pernickety cunt I'm so glad you think so. I know I am. : ) |
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BambooToTheFuture
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« Reply #123 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 20:13:28 » |
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I'm so glad you think so. I know I am. : )
I was definitely joking  But for the purposes of the TEF, I'm not  |
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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Geoff the Ref
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« Reply #124 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 20:17:23 » |
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I was definitely joking But for the purposes of the TEF, I'm not An awful lot of hot air being wasted above. For the purposes of TEF Bristol City are all cunts. There. Done. |
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BambooToTheFuture
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« Reply #125 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 20:21:59 » |
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An awful lot of hot air being wasted above. For the purposes of TEF Bristol City are all cunts.
There. Done.
I'm not having a fuckin Ref tell me what to do! There, I'm sure you feel more at home now. |
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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Jimmy HaveHave
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« Reply #126 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 20:43:25 » |
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imagine if Swindon ever got City status and the Townend started singing come on city😡
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #127 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 21:52:09 » |
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Bit of a tangent, so pls bear with me. But I hate this. Calling Bristol City 'City' & us 'Swindon' feels all wrong to me. The 'City' bit implies familiarity...as in, there is only one City. Forget Manchester, Birmingham, Cardiff, Hull. The only 'City' that matters is Bristol. Referring to BCFC as simply 'City' feels (to me, anyway) like you're being pally with them.
And by contrast, we're 'Swindon' and not 'Town'. I just don't like it. Am I completely alone here? We had a friendly game a few yrs ago vs Southampton and posters in the matchday thread consistently called them 'Saints'. Drove me nuts. But must be just me, I expect.
A mutual friend has married a Grimsby fan. Town takes on a whole new meaning. |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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« Reply #128 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 21:56:42 » |
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A mutual friend has married a Grimsby fan. Town takes on a whole new meaning.
Imagine if Hollowhead was best man😁 |
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Geoff the Ref
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« Reply #129 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 23:32:16 » |
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I'm not having a fuckin Ref tell me what to do! There, I'm sure you feel more at home now. I’ve just spent two hours looking for my Red Card, but unfortunately it seems to be in one of those very safe places that I can’t remember. It’s an age thing. So I’ll revert back to my old reffing style, and simply tell you to piss off. Nobody plays on my pitch wearing a fucking beanie hat, unless it’s red and white with a bobble. |
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BambooToTheFuture
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« Reply #130 on: Monday, August 31, 2020, 00:25:26 » |
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I’ve just spent two hours looking for my Red Card, but unfortunately it seems to be in one of those very safe places that I can’t remember. It’s an age thing. So I’ll revert back to my old reffing style, and simply tell you to piss off. Nobody plays on my pitch wearing a fucking beanie hat, unless it’s red and white with a bobble.
##You're not fit enough to hold the cards! You're not fit to hold the fuck-in cards!## FA Referee Report Rating: He didn't even have any cards with him. The tea lady was most upset as it was her birthday! 4/10 Advisory: Referee's Assistant agrees that wearing glasses may help. Suggest this Referee be demoted to tier 29 (twenty-nine). Must pay all player fines for cards issued without a card shown. With immediate effect. |
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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Geoff the Ref
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« Reply #131 on: Monday, August 31, 2020, 07:12:17 » |
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##You're not fit enough to hold the cards! You're not fit to hold the fuck-in cards!##
FA Referee Report Rating:
He didn't even have any cards with him.
The tea lady was most upset as it was her birthday!
4/10
Advisory:
Referee's Assistant agrees that wearing glasses may help.
Suggest this Referee be demoted to tier 29 (twenty-nine).
Must pay all player fines for cards issued without a card shown.
With immediate effect.
Harsh! Now, where’re my glasses? |
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« Reply #132 on: Monday, August 31, 2020, 08:21:18 » |
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An awful lot of hot air being wasted above. For the purposes of TEF Bristol City are all cunts.
There. Done.
Agreed. As are Bristol Rovers. All Bristol cunts. We are Swindon. My pet hate is people referring to Spurs. The club is Tottenham Hotspur. I refer to them as Tottenham. But don't get me started on Barca. |
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Geoff the Ref
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« Reply #133 on: Monday, August 31, 2020, 08:26:11 » |
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Agreed. As are Bristol Rovers. All Bristol cunts.
We are Swindon.
My pet hate is people referring to Spurs. The club is Tottenham Hotspur. I refer to them as Tottenham.
But don't get me started on Barca.
How about Oxford, then? |
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« Reply #134 on: Monday, August 31, 2020, 08:47:41 » |
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Oxford City or Oxford United?
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