Interesting Places You've Taken A Dump

[Batch]

Shitbreak?!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey]

When I was in the RAF I got up one morning to go for a shave and shower and somebody has done a full clear out in the sink.

[Jimmy HaveHave]

When I was in the RAF I got up one morning to go for a shave and shower and somebody has done a full clear out in the sink.

Did you still manage to wash your face😁

[4D]

I remember one of the staff had to break up someone's log so it would flush. I made the mistake of taking a look as I didn't believe him. It was like the Hindenburg. How anyone got that out I don't know.

[Batch]

we had rubbish flush on our toilets in the old office.

walked in one day to frantic continual attempted flushing and "die poo die" being repeated over and over

[4D]

 

[Chubbs]

Not me but something that happened whilst at my old job. We were building a new office and i was working on some IT stuff when the MD turned up with our Japanese owners and members of the board to give them a tour of the facility.
This was still a building site and in no way resembled a functioning office yet an hour or so later the plumbers came in to finish one of the bathrooms to find a massive shit in one of the toilets.
Bare in mind the bathroom was just 3 bogs barley plumed in, no cubical walls or doors or anything.

Obviously we didn't see it, but we're 99.9% sure it was one of the Japanese visitors.  

[Geoff the Ref]

Have you noticed how many of the posts in this thread claim “it wasn’t me” or something similar.  I think we need a TEF lie detector system.  That’ll flush ‘em out!
We don’t need a shit detector - we can all do that.

[Flashheart]

I've still not got over some people squat over rather than sit on the toilet seat.

You will sometimes see signs like this in public facilities in Thailand.



Country folk sometimes come to the city and have never seen a 'Western' toilet before. You will occasionally find footprints where you would not usually expect to find footprints.

*Sorry for the massive image, but also, fuck it.

[Jimmy HaveHave]

Don't forget in some third world countries they crap in a whole in the ground

[pauld]

I know I rarely post but here is my poo story,

It happened about 15 years ago, me and the wife had just got back from holiday, and pretty much gone straight to bed.

About 4 in the morning I get up desperate for a shit, no bog roll anywhere in the house. Not a massive problem as there is ( or was) a 24 hour Tdesco just up the road.
Jump in the motor ( after chucking some clothes on obviously ). Get to Tesco really needing to shit by this point. Customer bogs locked. So I buy my toilet roll, and a few other bits and pieces as I thought it was a bit weird just being bog roll and 4 in the morning.

Jump back in the car it would not start.  So I start walking home, about half way I just can't hold it in anymore so have to go into a wooded area for a shite. I do what I needed to do and feeling very relieved continue home.

It starts to rain and I put my hood up, only to find I had somehow ( still not sure how) shit in the hood of my jacket so now have a practically still steaming poo on my head     

So the most interesting place I have had a dump is on my own head. 

We have a winner just superb

[BambooToTheFuture]

So the most interesting place I have had a dump is on my own head. 

I think if there was a prize for this topic, your story would win. Not only getting caught at Leg Slip but the incredible feat of ending up with a very interesting brand of hair ointment 

 

[Flashheart]

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[BambooToTheFuture]

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Brilliant. Thanks FH, I laughed so hard I nearly shit myself 

[Chubbs]

You will sometimes see signs like this in public facilities in Thailand.



Country folk sometimes come to the city and have never seen a 'Western' toilet before. You will occasionally find footprints where you would not usually expect to find footprints.

*Sorry for the massive image, but also, fuck it.

atleast they are not encouraging upper deckers.