Interesting Places You've Taken A Dump

[pauld]

Many many years ago me and a mate went InterRailing and one night ended up in a small bar somewhere in Northern Spain with a bunch of Irish lads who were great fun. The bar was great but the facilities were basic - the bog was basically a hole in the middle of a tiled section of floor, with two raised sections to stand on, a broom to sweep in anything that didn't flow down the hole and a bog roll on a pole behind you. One of the Irish lads (tbf, drink had been taken) completely misunderstood the whole concept, didn't see the bog roll and came back complaining about having to wipe his arse with a broomstick. A very well used, crusty broomstick.

[donkey]

Many many years ago me and a mate went InterRailing and one night ended up in a small bar somewhere in Northern Spain with a bunch of Irish lads who were great fun. The bar was great but the facilities were basic - the bog was basically a hole in the middle of a tiled section of floor, with two raised sections to stand on, a broom to sweep in anything that didn't flow down the hole and a bog roll on a pole behind you. One of the Irish lads (tbf, drink had been taken) completely misunderstood the whole concept, didn't see the bog roll and came back complaining about having to wipe his arse with a broomstick. A very well used, crusty broomstick.

'One of the Irish lads' eh? ;-)

[Bob's Orange]

on a boat in Thailand I was absolutely banging for a shite and found the toilets (by following my nose) which sounds similar to the hole in the floor in Pauld story which was absolutely disgusting. Of course it was a stinky messy affair and the poxy hose just wasn't up to much cleaning wise. I'm sure I'll remember that boat journey for as long as I live!!

[pauld]

'One of the Irish lads' eh? ;-)

Ha ha, yes!

[Red Frog]

You never forget your most challenging dump. Mine was in a snow-strewn Gorky Park, Moscow in February 1986. We were on a student group tour of the Soviet Union, and were all suffering after ten days of boiled cabbage and horse meat. I swear no cleaner had ventured into the brick toilet block since the Germans' retreat in January 1942. In fact, these toilets were probably the main reason for their retreat.

Later on the bus, we sang a new version of Blueberry Hill - "I left my mark, on Gorky Park". Happy days.

[Jimmy HaveHave]

You never forget your most challenging dump. Mine was in a snow-strewn Gorky Park, Moscow in February 1986. We were on a student group tour of the Soviet Union, and were all suffering after ten days of boiled cabbage and horse meat. I swear no cleaner had ventured into the brick toilet block since the Germans' retreat in January 1942. In fact, these toilets were probably the main reason for their retreat.

Later on the bus, we sang a new version of Blueberry Hill - "I left my mark, on Gorky Park". Happy days.

Putin would have you poisoned if you done that now

[WR5]

I know I rarely post but here is my poo story,

It happened about 15 years ago, me and the wife had just got back from holiday, and pretty much gone straight to bed.

About 4 in the morning I get up desperate for a shit, no bog roll anywhere in the house. Not a massive problem as there is ( or was) a 24 hour Tdesco just up the road.
Jump in the motor ( after chucking some clothes on obviously ). Get to Tesco really needing to shit by this point. Customer bogs locked. So I buy my toilet roll, and a few other bits and pieces as I thought it was a bit weird just being bog roll and 4 in the morning.

Jump back in the car it would not start.  So I start walking home, about half way I just can't hold it in anymore so have to go into a wooded area for a shite. I do what I needed to do and feeling very relieved continue home.

It starts to rain and I put my hood up, only to find I had somehow ( still not sure how) shit in the hood of my jacket so now have a practically still steaming poo on my head     

So the most interesting place I have had a dump is on my own head. 

[tans]

[Batch]

  That is a brilliant story

[tans]

Flammableben esque that is

[4D]

 

[DiV]

Whilst we are on the subject of impossible feats of shit.

Nothing interesting about the location, I was at home (well I guess technically my parents home) and I was taking care of business as you do and I had this weird feeling, like I’d been (which I had) but it was still connected to the body part it comes out of. Clenched as you do to cut off any stragglers, nothing - still there.

Confused I stand up and fuck knows how. It’s managed to curl out at such an angle it’s ended up on the toilet seat, hence why it didn’t drop. I just look in bemusement as even after I’ve stood up it’s still perched on the toilet seat.

How the hell thats even remotely physically possible I don’t still don’t know.

[tans]

Ah the good old clench.

Got callled out a few times mid-shit whilst working at the fire station. Always interesting, was like russian roulette

[Batch]

I've still not got over some people squat over rather than sit on the toilet seat.

[Jimmy HaveHave]

I've still not got over some people squat over rather than sit on the toilet seat.

Isn't squatting an Asian thing and who would sit on a dirty toilet without paper on it😁