Jimmy HaveHave
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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 20:06:27 » |
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Off the back of a speedboat at sea was a tricky one.
I bet there weren't any sharks circling😁 |
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Ginginho
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 20:26:07 » |
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I went on a Wroughton pub crawl years ago with my brother. We started at the Fox and Hounds at the top at lunchtime and worked our way down. We got to the Brown Jack (funnily enough), he farted and followed through. I laughed so hard for ages. He put it down to the dodgy cider we had in the pub previously. Then, on to the Wroughton, I farted....and followed through. The first and only time i've ever shat myself. I took my boxers off in the toilets and lobbed them out of the window. Definitely the dodgy cider  |
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JBZ
Not as likeable as Reg was, a fencesitting WUM
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Allegedly, not a Swindon Town supporter
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 20:47:53 » |
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Wandsworth county court
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Pookemon
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 21:08:03 » |
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Following through in a wetsuit whilst surfing on a stag do the morning after the big night out - oh and it wasn't my wetsuit. I'd hired it from the surfshack.
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Wobbly Bob
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, August 28, 2020, 00:01:48 » |
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On a rocky shore up around Stoer Point, northwest Scotland.
Just finished up as a family were heading directly towards the scene of the crime. A cheery wave, good morning and a rapid exit.
Spent weeks up there on a geology mapping field trip.
Used to leave the caravan each morning smartly turned out with a pocket square made up of bog roll.
The surrounding land was like a turd graveyard by the time we eventually cleared out of there.
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
Crap!
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, August 28, 2020, 06:21:57 » |
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In a bidet. It was my first trip to France, I haven't been allowed back since.
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swindonmaniac
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, August 28, 2020, 06:27:05 » |
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I’m guessing there must be someone on here who has participated in a Cleveland Streamer?
Thankfully it’s not something I’ve ever been requested to do
I know you're just waiting for this, what the hell is a Cleveland Streamer ??. |
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Life is a Rollercoaster - Just gotta ride it.
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4D
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, August 28, 2020, 06:52:05 » |
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A boat trip out of Middlesbrough?
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swindonmaniac
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, August 28, 2020, 06:55:06 » |
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A boat trip out of Middlesbrough?
On a wet and windy night ?. |
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, August 28, 2020, 07:02:13 » |
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I know you're just waiting for this, what the hell is a Cleveland Streamer ??.
Google is your friend. Make sure you do an image search. |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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MichaelPook
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, August 28, 2020, 07:05:04 » |
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Wimbledon Centre Court ... well in the loos there
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I used to be Fatbury
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Jimmy HaveHave
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, August 28, 2020, 07:09:18 » |
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I bet there were a few young lads who went to Spain & Greece in the 80's and had a crap in a bidet after a night on the booze  |
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Walthams
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, August 28, 2020, 07:49:54 » |
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Caught short on the golf course, Isle of Purbeck, long grass at the back of the 3rd green in view of the clubhouse. Got away with that, played in the afternoon and ensured I was short of the green when playing up.
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4D
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, August 28, 2020, 07:56:00 » |
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Are you Roger Mellie?  |
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Walthams
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, August 28, 2020, 07:58:10 » |
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Are you Roger Mellie?  |
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