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« on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 16:25:28 » |
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Following through, from Aud's faux pas question.
Where is the most interesting place you've taken a crap? Can be extended to, most interesting receptacle/orifice you've curled one out, if desired? Ideally Scott Twine can't be an answer but the player will likely be discussed.
I'll kick it off...not so interesting but random, for me a pub admitted their toilets were so shitted up that they closed them and installed a PortaPotty...in the beer garden. Class.
Interesting one, at Cabo Girao. The highest sea cliff in Europe.
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 16:29:05 » |
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‘Following through’ - really?
I did a one cheek sneak in a pub once and followed through. I went to the bogs, cleaned up and stuffed my undercrackers in the cistern.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 16:34:42 » |
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‘Following through’ - really?
Couldn't resist and I knew you'd have an "experience" to share
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 16:38:23 » |
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Eco campsite in Devon a few years ago. You had to pee in the sink and wash it down with a jug of water from the tap and crap into what was ostensibly a potato sack suspended under a makeshift dunny and throw a couple of handfuls of sawdust on top. The piss drained away into a man made reed bed with limestone and stuff to neutralise the acidity and the potato sacks were composted. Had a piss with with a long drop from one of the many monasteries at Meteora. Which was where the concluding footage of For Your Eyes Only was filmed.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 16:39:54 » |
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Off the back of a speedboat at sea was a tricky one.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 16:46:26 » |
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Off the back of a speedboat at sea was a tricky one.
Done one on a small boat but never off. Did you go for the "Gimbal" effect to keep yourself steady? Anyhow, +10
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 17:27:43 » |
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My mate did that from a fishing boat off Weymouth, a few of us had been on the lash the night before. Two of us had to hold an arm each so he didn't end up in the Channel For me, on a lawn at a house party. Bogs were occupied, I blamed the dog
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 17:29:38 » |
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Off the back of a speedboat at sea was a tricky one.
Hope nobody was downwind of that!
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 17:31:53 » |
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‘Following through’ - really?
I did a one cheek sneak in a pub once and followed through. I went to the bogs, cleaned up and stuffed my undercrackers in the cistern.
I thought I was the only one that has done this
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 17:33:28 » |
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My mate did that from a fishing boat off Weymouth, a few of us had been on the lash the night before. Two of us had to hold an arm each so he didn't end up in the Channel For me, on a lawn at a house party. Bogs were occupied, I blamed the dog Was it your lawn? Would be golden if it was the "Weymouth" mate's lawn
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 17:37:58 » |
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Not mine, not his either
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 19:25:27 » |
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There is an interesting dump story in TEF history.... if scatology is your thing, take a bit of beating. PS it's not my thing
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 19:29:48 » |
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I thought I was the only one that has done this
I followed through at work couple years back, had dodgy guts so I should have known better than to attempt a cheeky fart. Left dirty pants in the bog and went commando for rest of the day, felt sorry for the cleaner who discovered the soiled garment
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 19:33:45 » |
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I’m guessing there must be someone on here who has participated in a Cleveland Streamer?
Thankfully it’s not something I’ve ever been requested to do
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, August 27, 2020, 19:54:58 » |
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There is an interesting dump story in TEF history.... if scatology is your thing, take a bit of beating. PS it's not my thing I know I speak for myself but with the amount of shit spoken on here, I knew it would potentially be a shit
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret. There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it. You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means? It means you're alive. You've won. You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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