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« Reply #1050 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 10:05:40 »

and demote Oxford to the Southern League for generally being whinging tarts. Job done.

And just for being Oxford. Surely that's enough of a reason in itself?
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« Reply #1051 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 10:11:57 »

And just for being Oxford. Surely that's enough of a reason in itself?
The Football League board have this morning unanimously agreed that due to their failure to recognise that stadiums should be rectangular in shape, rather than a bloody triangle for Christ's sake, and just generally being Poxy, Oxford United will be relegated to the Beezer Homes League. No appeal will be granted.
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« Reply #1052 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 10:15:27 »

The Football League board have this morning unanimously agreed that due to their failure to recognise that stadiums should be rectangular in shape, rather than a bloody triangle for Christ's sake, and just generally being Poxy, Oxford United will be relegated to the Beezer Homes League. No appeal will be granted.

That's completely unfair to all the four-sided grounded teams who've made it to the Beezer Homes League on merit. You bastard.
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« Reply #1053 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 10:22:42 »

The Football League board have this morning unanimously agreed that due to their failure to recognise that stadiums should be rectangular in shape, rather than a bloody triangle for Christ's sake, and just generally being Poxy, Oxford United will be relegated to the Beezer Homes League. No appeal will be granted.

Beazer, it's Beazer.
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« Reply #1054 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 10:24:30 »

Beazer, it's Beazer.

Used to be but a kids comic took over sponsorship last year.
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« Reply #1055 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 10:29:14 »

Doc Martins stampy league division 3
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« Reply #1056 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 10:30:12 »

starring Martin Clunes.
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« Reply #1057 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 11:06:50 »

BREAKING: EFL faff about for another week!

Johnsonian levels of dithering here. Parry should just tell MacAnthony to STFU, tell Sunderland they've already had one promotion due to off the pitch issues so thay can stop fucking crying about missing out for the same reason, and demote Oxford to the Southern League for generally being whinging tarts. Job done.

Well said meanwhile csnt they just sign off league as the new fixtures will be out soon Smiley
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« Reply #1058 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 11:07:13 »

Beazer, it's Beazer.
All right, calm down, geazer Smiley
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« Reply #1059 on: Friday, May 29, 2020, 11:15:38 »

on and on...

so it does still have to be agreed by clubs.wunderbar
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« Reply #1060 on: Sunday, May 31, 2020, 20:30:53 »

Championship restarting 20th June
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« Reply #1061 on: Sunday, May 31, 2020, 21:08:57 »

Championship restarting 20th June

Just leaves awkward league one then Wink
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« Reply #1062 on: Sunday, May 31, 2020, 21:27:39 »

Where's our bloody trophy?
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« Reply #1063 on: Monday, June 1, 2020, 08:11:49 »

Where's our bloody trophy?
Unfortunately, until they decide what is happening in the division higher they cant confirm our title, its the whole knock on effect.

Barrow are in the same boat, deservedly awarded the title in all but finalization. They are waiting to see what L2 are doing before confirming, L2 are waiting to find out what L1 are doing...etc.

Its fucking frustrating.

I think its pretty obvious the top 2 divisons will finish behind closed doors now, surely L1 must agree that its time to finish and play just the play offs, surely?
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« Reply #1064 on: Monday, June 1, 2020, 08:52:48 »


I think its pretty obvious the top 2 divisons will finish behind closed doors now, surely L1 must agree that its time to finish and play just the play offs, surely?

If the rebel 6 are so desperate to play on despite many not wanting to, just ask McAnthony and his mates to foot the bill for all the C-19 testing that is needed as that seems to be the sticking point for many of the less well off clubs.
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