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« Reply #5880 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 08:40:55 »

I honestly wouldn't put anything past Trump.  If you told me he was fabricating this to swerve the next debates, I could believe it.  (His conduct did not go down well with anyone other than his base - and it's the tiny band of floating voters he needs to appeal to.)  If you told me he was setting up his exit strategy to save a bit of face - so his base can spend the next 4 years telling everyone Trump would have won if only he hadn't fallen I'll - I could believe that too.  I'm not even sure he wants another 4 years of this, to be honest.  He could, instead, go back to playing golf and a nice little number as the world's highest profile chat show host.  Much more his style.

In short, anything is possible here.  Nothing he says, does or is involved with should be taken at face value.
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« Reply #5881 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 08:44:42 »

Has Biden tested negative considering they were in close proximity to each other for quite a while the other night?
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« Reply #5882 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 08:57:11 »

Donald and Melania Trump have tested positive for covid-19. He's going to be even worse after this, if such a thing is even possible.
Presumably having disinfectant and bleach injected into him as we speak.
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« Reply #5883 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 08:59:10 »

Cummings both went into work and travelled with his family when not just infected but by his own account very ill. Not much mileage in arguing the toos as to which is worse IMO, they're both arseholes, both should be sacked.
And tbf, the SNP have sacked her. Although Cummings still seems to be in post, wrecking the country as an unelected bueurocrat. So there you go.
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« Reply #5884 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 09:00:12 »

This is the first good news since February.

I'm not sure what petard means but I think Trump has been hoisted by his own.
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« Reply #5885 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 09:10:41 »


I'm not sure what petard means

It's a type of mortar. (The weapon variety, not the cement variety)

So, basically, he was blown up by his own mortar that was meant to blow somebody else up instead.
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« Reply #5886 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 09:21:00 »

I don't believe Trump has it and I don't believe Boris had it either.
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« Reply #5887 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 09:21:39 »

It's a type of mortar. (The weapon variety, not the cement variety)

So, basically, he was blown up by his own mortar that was meant to blow somebody else up instead.

I thought it meant a wedgie.
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« Reply #5888 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 09:26:44 »

I don't believe Trump has it and I don't believe Boris had it either.
Ditto.

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« Reply #5889 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 09:43:23 »

I'm not sure what petard means but I think Trump has been hoisted by his own.
Jean-Luc. Captain of the starship, Enterprise.
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Flashheart

« Reply #5890 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 09:53:44 »

As for Trump.

If he's taken out of action then that's a good thing.

I would not necessarily wish it to be this way but... meh! (And he's probably lying anyway)
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« Reply #5891 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 10:27:52 »

It was the left what done it!

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« Reply #5892 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 10:30:56 »

Must have been Obama
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« Reply #5893 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 10:53:07 »

It was the left what done it!


tbf while that's clearly a load of shite, it's not qualitatively different from the "I bet he hasn't even got it anyway, it's just a fake to get him out of debates/gain some sympathy like Johnson" posts on here and all over social media
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« Reply #5894 on: Friday, October 2, 2020, 10:56:46 »

Does Russian prostitute piss contain something that delays the virus, I'm amazed its taken this long for the cheeto-faced cunt to get it. Seems conveniently timed. If he does shuffle his massively-heeled shoes off this mortal coil, Pence is a fucking dangerous man to leave in charge.
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