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« Reply #2085 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 07:55:48 »

I was having a convo early this am with a shop owner. One of their shop neighbours got collard opening up the other day morning and breath tested. They registered over the limit, fair cop as you might guess? Well duly arrested they were shipped off to Gablecross where they were tested again. This next one hardly registered at all. Perplexed the rozzers tried it. One tested at 9 the other at 10. Turns out that over use of alcohol based hand sanitizers can be absorbed into the bloodstream very quickly. This individual had literally had a cpl of glasses of vino the night before and like all of us felt ok to drive as you do, just goes to show.
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« Reply #2086 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 08:06:35 »

An article in The Times yesterday suggested that warm (eg. Mid 20s up) will reduce the infection rate by 0.5 per person. Current infection rate is 2.5 - ie. if you have it you infect on average 2.5 other people - so a hot summer brings that down to 2.0. Not much to hang onto
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« Reply #2087 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 08:29:31 »

I was having a convo early this am with a shop owner. One of their shop neighbours got collard opening up the other day morning and breath tested. They registered over the limit, fair cop as you might guess? Well duly arrested they were shipped off to Gablecross where they were tested again. This next one hardly registered at all. Perplexed the rozzers tried it. One tested at 9 the other at 10. Turns out that over use of alcohol based hand sanitizers can be absorbed into the bloodstream very quickly. This individual had literally had a cpl of glasses of vino the night before and like all of us felt ok to drive as you do, just goes to show.

What are the parameters
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« Reply #2088 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 08:30:51 »

30 I think.
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« Reply #2089 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 08:36:11 »

Am i allowed to wash the car?
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« Reply #2090 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 08:40:33 »

Am i allowed to wash the car?

But only if you do my van 😉
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« Reply #2091 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 08:45:37 »

30 I think.

Not even close

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Level of alcohol   England, Wales and Northern Ireland   Scotland
Micrograms per 100 millilitres of breath.      35           22
Milligrammes per 100 millilitres of blood   80           50
Milligrammes per 100 millilitres of urine   107           67
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« Reply #2092 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 09:06:53 »

I'd agree, Spain has been unseasonably hot with temps over 30 degrees. Truth is they don't really know.

Its been pissing it down here for 2 weeks and a very cold- for here- 15 degrees
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« Reply #2093 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 09:07:26 »

I was having a convo early this am with a shop owner. One of their shop neighbours got collard opening up the other day morning and breath tested. They registered over the limit, fair cop as you might guess? Well duly arrested they were shipped off to Gablecross where they were tested again. This next one hardly registered at all. Perplexed the rozzers tried it. One tested at 9 the other at 10. Turns out that over use of alcohol based hand sanitizers can be absorbed into the bloodstream very quickly. This individual had literally had a cpl of glasses of vino the night before and like all of us felt ok to drive as you do, just goes to show.

Ah yes Tim. Did he threaten to sue them? 😂
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« Reply #2094 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 10:15:13 »

The weather argument I think comes from other types of coronavirus which follow a seasonal pattern. No one really knows though I guess
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« Reply #2095 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 10:47:22 »

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The weather argument I think comes from other types of coronavirus which follow a seasonal pattern. No one really knows though I guess

this is true.
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« Reply #2096 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 11:24:02 »

Listened to 5 live last night and all I can say it was truly depressing and at times terrifying. If you or anyone you know gets this, you best hope you are strong and don't get it bad.  They're already choosing who is going to hospital and who is left to die where they are. They're even sending people home from hospital to die.
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« Reply #2097 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 11:35:53 »

I know of someone who had it and luckily survived. They said it was the worse thing ever, but worse than that is it has effected them mentally. They hallucinate, panic and worry about little things like has that person washed their hands, is she allowed that bag...

Sad and hard times.
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« Reply #2098 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 13:20:51 »

708 dead last 24 hours latest
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« Reply #2099 on: Saturday, April 4, 2020, 13:32:57 »

Am i allowed to wash the car?

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Can I wash my car during lockdown?

If your car is on your drive, it is probably safe to wash it, if you don’t come into close contact with anyone else outside of your household.

However, it isn’t necessarily essential.

I washed mine today. I went for a run first thing too. Shhhh
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