so if something shit is going to happen to you you have to counter balance it out with something ace, for example when i got ill i moved into a much nicer flat. so........
going into hospital in 15 mins and wont be out till wednesday night having a couple of ops, so have put money down on a new car, those of you who have seen my old banger will heartily applaud this decision, so have bought a red MG MGF convertible

i now have a penis extension. who wants a lift to teh match saturday room for one!