Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« on: Saturday, June 15, 2019, 15:05:09 » |
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I better no get any socks. #ungrateful bastard.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Batch
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, June 15, 2019, 16:43:08 » |
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I actually wouldn't mind socks.
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Flashheart
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, June 15, 2019, 17:04:33 » |
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Socks?
When I was a boy, I used to dream of having socks.
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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?Absolute Calamity!?
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, June 15, 2019, 17:21:05 » |
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We used to live in a sock. In middle of road it was.
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Flashheart
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, June 15, 2019, 17:41:37 » |
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In the middle of the road? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?
We used to dream of living in the middle of the road. We used to have to live in the sewer, even being allowed to look at the middle of the road was a luxury for us.
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, June 15, 2019, 17:46:42 » |
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We used to live in a sock. In middle of road it was. there was an old women who lived in a shoe. always wondered what happened to the sock |
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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?Absolute Calamity!?
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, June 15, 2019, 17:51:37 » |
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In the middle of the road? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?
We used to dream of living in the middle of the road. We used to have to live in the sewer, even being allowed to look at the middle of the road was a luxury for us.
Luxury. We had to leave the sock at 5am and lick road clean with tongue |
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Flashheart
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, June 15, 2019, 19:46:03 » |
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Luxury.
We had to leave the sock at 5am and lick road clean with tongue
Lick road? If only I were allowed to lick road. I wanted to lick road but, nope, I was never allowed. Licking road was too good for me. I had to lick the cheese grater instead, but I was bloody well grateful for it. (Pun intended) |
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Mother Brown
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, June 15, 2019, 23:14:14 » |
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Catch yourselves on ffs.
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Chubbs
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, June 17, 2019, 09:45:14 » |
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Can never have enough socks. Always top of the lists for birthdays and Christmas etc.
I'm currently sporting peppa pig fathers days sock and boxers.
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Bewster
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, June 17, 2019, 09:50:48 » |
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I better no get any socks. #ungrateful bastard.
I only get Paul Smith socks - which saves me buying them  #sockwanker |
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Peter Venkman
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Things can only get better
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, June 17, 2019, 09:56:54 » |
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I got an Ancestry DNA kit from my 2 girls and a big box of Lindt from my 2 boys and some beer from my Granddaughter.
Not sure what my girls are trying to tell me with that gift!
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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reeves4england
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We'll never die!
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, June 17, 2019, 10:01:43 » |
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First father's day for me. Our three month old managed to write a very thoughtful card and chose to wear a Happy 1st Father's day outfit. He even avoided pooing on it all day, largely thanks to a tactically placed larger outfit underneath.
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Berniman
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Miserable cnut (AKA Happy Clapper)
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, June 17, 2019, 10:01:48 » |
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They are just checking that there wasn't a mix up and their actual dad isn't Buster Blood vessel.
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“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius
When somebody shouts STOP! I never know if it's in the name of love, if it's HAMMER TIME, or if I should collaborate and listen...
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, June 17, 2019, 10:04:42 » |
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They are just checking that there wasn't a mix up and their actual dad isn't Buster Blood vessel.
To make it worse they are my step daughters  and their real dad is almost exactly the opposite of me! |
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