Do you wash your legs in the shower

[Bob's Orange]

Hmmm, think about the times you have to open the shower drain to remove the clogged, piss stained hair

That's what rubber gloves are for!

I've never had to do that in approaching 40 years, what's it like 4D?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey]

Agreed.

On a side note, do you have to put your arse wipes in the bin?

Yes. It’s not pleasant.

[Combe Up]

My missus said to me once 'Why do you have to piss in the shower..'

I told her it was hard not to when you are having a shit...

It is fine to do this then push it down the plughole with your toes.

I don't like it when I get near to a perineum of someone when having sex & find they haven't washed there. Therefore I appeal to all to do a handstand in the shower so that the water cascades over the offending area.

[Red Frog]

It is fine to do this then push it down the plughole with your toes.

I don't like it when I get near to a perineum of someone when having sex & find they haven't washed there. Therefore I appeal to all to do a handstand in the shower so that the water cascades over the offending area.

Memo to self: never read TEF personal hygiene threads while eating breakfast.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey]

It is fine to do this then push it down the plughole with your toes.

I don't like it when I get near to a perineum of someone when having sex & find they haven't washed there. Therefore I appeal to all to do a handstand in the shower so that the water cascades over the offending area.

Christ, we’re going to get an offshoot discussion on rimming now.

[Legends-Lounge]

My missus said to me once 'Why do you have to piss in the shower..'

I told her it was hard not to when you are having a shit...

Bloody classic. Never mind the shower, nearly pissed myself laughing waiting for a lift in Cirencester.