Bogus Dave
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« on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 09:42:25 » |
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Hi
Today my wife has informed me that, unless they are obviously dirty (ie stained with mud or something) she doesn’t wash her legs when she showers, instead deciding that the suds which flow down from washing her torso are sufficient
This seems pretty damn grotty to me, but is apparently quite common. Putting it to the great minds of the TEF to get a view on leg (and only leg) washing patterns, to understand how prevalent this behaviour is
Thank you
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 09:49:05 » |
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 This is pretty much on point. |
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 09:49:32 » |
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Yep.
I admit that the bottoms of my legs don't get the attention they probably should (bending is getting increasingly difficult), but yes, they are still given at least a quick going over with soap and what not.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 09:50:06 » |
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I wash my third leg...
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 10:02:05 » |
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This is pretty much on point. Is that front or back Chubbs? |
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 10:03:45 » |
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Look at the feet numbnuts.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 10:26:38 » |
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Look at the feet numbnuts.
Could be on tiptoes cheeseball. |
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 10:33:05 » |
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Could be on tiptoes cheeseball.
If you're asking me if i wash my arse as well as my meat and two veg, then yes, yes i do. |
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 10:45:33 » |
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The question also arises about what people use in the shower....
Bare hands
Sponge
Flannel
One of those plastic thingies
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 10:49:23 » |
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My missus said to me once 'Why do you have to piss in the shower..'
I told her it was hard not to when you are having a shit...
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 10:52:01 » |
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The question also arises about what people use in the shower....
Bare hands
Sponge
Flannel
One of those plastic thingies
I have one of those plastic scrubber things. I've been caught short a few times when traveling with work and resorted to bare hands  |
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 10:52:58 » |
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My missus said to me once 'Why do you have to piss in the shower..'
I told her it was hard not to when you are having a shit...
My wife hates that i piss in the shower. I honestly do not see the issue with it. |
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 10:54:33 » |
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Then there's soap or shower gel. Suspect that's a generational thing tbh. Obviously Reg still uses unrefined whale blubber
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 10:59:03 » |
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Then there's soap or shower gel. Suspect that's a generational thing tbh. Obviously Reg still uses unrefined whale blubber
Stay away from original source mint and tea tree shower gel. |
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, May 22, 2019, 11:08:08 » |
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As it's shower related, the imperial leather foam shower stuff is amazing. Try it!
Hands only and I wash my legs by the way.
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