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Sir red ken


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« on: Thursday, August 9, 2018, 21:34:50 »

So let me get the facts right.Transfer deadline day and all we did was loan out a keeper. I'm glad my hunting trip to the Welsh mountains was more productive.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, August 9, 2018, 22:17:20 »

we can still bring in players Ken, the big one is August 31st.

the bigger question is whether there is anything left in the budget (there must be, surely)
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, August 9, 2018, 22:23:06 »

we can still bring in players Ken, the big one is August 31st.

the bigger question is whether there is anything left in the budget (there must be, surely)
Glad I didn't give up my days shooting in the mountains for this transfer day. We never got any one. Me on the other hand had a fine brace of wild sheep. Shot them and put them in the freezer much cheaper than the supermarkets.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, August 9, 2018, 22:43:54 »

Glad I didn't give up my days shooting in the mountains for this transfer day. We never got any one. Me on the other hand had a fine brace of wild sheep. Shot them and put them in the freezer much cheaper than the supermarkets.

Cool story bro
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, August 10, 2018, 01:47:45 »

So let me get the facts right.Transfer deadline day and all we did was loan out a keeper. I'm glad my hunting trip to the Welsh mountains was more productive.

It could have been worse, you could be a Spurs fan, not a single signing all summer!
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, August 10, 2018, 08:15:48 »

Obvious troll is obvious
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, August 10, 2018, 08:29:23 »

Bless, I think he wants somebody to listen about his hunting trip.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, August 10, 2018, 08:33:06 »

Glad I didn't give up my days shooting in the mountains for this transfer day. We never got any one. Me on the other hand had a fine brace of wild sheep. Shot them and put them in the freezer much cheaper than the supermarkets.

We donít have wild sheep in the welsh mountains. They would belong to a farm and therefore youíre sheep rustling which is against the law. Assuming you are telling the truth, which of course youíre not.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, August 10, 2018, 09:15:48 »

I'm not so sure about that. If I was a sheep I would be very wild if somebody shot me and put me in a freezer.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, August 10, 2018, 11:34:40 »

We donít have wild sheep in the welsh mountains. They would belong to a farm and therefore youíre sheep rustling which is against the law. Assuming you are telling the truth, which of course youíre not.
When did it become illegal legends? next your going to tell me the farmer can't tenderise them before the sold as chops.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, August 10, 2018, 11:44:01 »

When did it become illegal legends? next your going to tell me the farmer can't tenderise them before the sold as chops.

Read WH Hudson, a Shepherd's Life.  In early 19th century Wiltshire, nicking a sheep was often a way to avoid starvation, but if caught it was off to the Assizes at Salisbury and execution... or if the judge was feeling benevolent, transportation to the Penal Colonies.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, August 10, 2018, 12:49:28 »

Read WH Hudson, a Shepherd's Life.  In early 19th century Wiltshire, nicking a sheep was often a way to avoid starvation, but if caught it was off to the Assizes at Salisbury and execution... or if the judge was feeling benevolent, transportation to the Penal Colonies.

Whoop can we transport him to the EU!  Bye
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, August 10, 2018, 15:20:11 »

Whoop can we transport him to the EU!  Bye

He probably shagged them first, out of respect to local custom, then shot them to stop them bleating to the authorities.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, August 10, 2018, 15:39:50 »

Red Ken gonna get ewe!
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, August 10, 2018, 15:46:29 »

b-b-baaaaaaaaad to the bone
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