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Amir

« on: Friday, February 2, 2018, 18:27:36 »

“A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack” - Snoop Dogg
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 2, 2018, 19:05:42 »

Old Chinese proverb. "Man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger."
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, February 2, 2018, 19:39:16 »

"oh shit!", Cozy Powell's last words, on his car phone, very very shortly before stacking his car on the M4.
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, February 2, 2018, 19:42:14 »

"oh shit!", Cozy Powell's last words, on his car phone, very very shortly before stacking his car on the M4.
"what fucking tree?" last profound words of Marc Bolan.
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Enjoy yourself it's later than you think
Enjoy yourself while you're still in the pink
The years go by as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself
It's later than you think.

Get wisdom, knowledge and understanding
These three, were given free by the maker
Go to school, learn the rules, don't be no faker
It's not wise for you to be a foot stool.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, February 2, 2018, 19:47:17 »

my father in law: "I'm not going in any fucking ambulance"
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, February 2, 2018, 21:52:02 »

Bad decisions make good stories.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, February 2, 2018, 23:14:06 »

Old Chinese proverb says, Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day. I thank you I'm here till next Thursday.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, February 2, 2018, 23:19:01 »

"Man cannot expect to become old and wise, without first being young and crazy"
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, February 3, 2018, 00:43:55 »

Old Chinese proverb. Man who go to bed with dirty mind, wake up with dirty duvet. Goodnight and thank you.
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, February 3, 2018, 01:31:19 »

Where the fuck did all this ice come from. Captain of the Titanic.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, February 4, 2018, 22:29:16 »

"oh shit!", Cozy Powell's last words, on his car phone, very very shortly before stacking his car on the M4.

To be perfectly honest he also said this at most of the Town matches as well  Cool
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, February 4, 2018, 22:35:54 »

Cozy was a town fan?

I'm just getting over not knowing David Hemery was born in Ciren..
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, February 5, 2018, 00:57:34 »


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over_the_Top_(Cozy_Powell_album)

Cozy Powell was a big Town fan apparently.
On the credits on his first album it says he appears courtesy of Swindon Town FC.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2018, 13:43:03 »

Awful insurance company who like the 'small print'
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2018, 13:57:29 »

Interviewer to Man...where do you see yourself in 5 years time...Man replies, My biggest weakness is not listening.
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