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Ginginho

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« on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 14:50:10 »

Would be a really cool job for someone, although it would involve watching an awful lot of Swindon Town, which this season would be a struggle.

https://jobonline.thecareersgroup.co.uk/careersgroup/student/DisplayVacancy.aspx?id=cc2ea21e-ab1b-4ac1-b682-526909651e7a
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 15:17:14 »

Sounds like its more of a camera man role...
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 15:48:47 »

I thought we already had an analyst.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 16:03:20 »

Stolen shamefully from a watsapp chat I have going.

This job is a piece of piss.

9am. Write email to DF saying you've analysed the performance and it wasn't very good.
9.05am Ring Norris and suggest he hits the target but, and this is crucial, not straight at the keeper.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, October 11, 2017, 18:22:41 »

I thought we already had an analyst.
Is he or she not allowed to leave?
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