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Flashheart

« on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 15:55:14 »

You know how you 'flick' a thermometer to force the mercury into the end bit. I can't do that, not for love nor money.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 16:08:13 »

Be a responsible adult.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 16:28:24 »

life
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 16:46:25 »

Roll my tongue
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 17:33:50 »

Juggle
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 17:33:57 »

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that's genetic the though, it's not your fault that you're genetically inferior.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 17:38:03 »

Give birth.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 17:49:09 »

that's genetic the though, it's not your fault that you're genetically inferior.

Oh I know as both my wife and daughter get great pleasure from telling me!
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 18:09:36 »

Oh I know as both my wife and daughter get great pleasure from telling me!

Tell them it's a myth then Smiley

https://udel.edu/~mcdonald/mythtongueroll.html

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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 18:17:17 »

Tell them it's a myth then Smiley

https://udel.edu/~mcdonald/mythtongueroll.html

I can't draw. All people I draw look like this princess Di tribute

No me being genetically inferior is not a myth.... however of more interest from that website....

http://udel.edu/~mcdonald/mythasparagusurine.html
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Flashheart

« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 18:20:15 »

I'm glad I started this thread as it has allowed me to discover that, despite my own shortcomings, I am genetically superior to Horlock.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 18:24:46 »

I'm glad I started this thread as it has allowed me to discover that, despite my own shortcomings, I am genetically superior to Horlock.

Good stuff.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 18:35:51 »

 Easily see things as red/brown or green. I watched a match on the box recently from either France or Germany, and was quite convinced one of the teams was playing in green... it slowly dawned on me that it must be red, you know the sort of thing chants of allez les rouges, as opposed to vertes. The weird thing is once the perception is set that is what I see, so it literally switched from green to red in my head.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 18:40:48 »

Drink anything stronger than Carling anymore and not get totally arseholed.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, September 13, 2017, 18:46:18 »

Tie shoelaces properly
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