Sippo
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« on: Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 20:15:34 » |
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Not the Gentlemans club, but the urban type. Fucking things shitting in the back garden...
Can I shoot them?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 20:20:34 » |
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No, shoot yourself
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Arriba
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 20:33:47 » |
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It's probably cats anyway.
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RobertT
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 20:52:43 » |
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Buy a penthouse apartment, without window ledges (to avoid pigeon issues)
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 20:53:58 » |
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It's probably cats anyway.
Nope definitely foxes. They visit multiple gardens around here every day.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 21:01:54 » |
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we get foxes here too, bloody noisy sods
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 21:04:15 » |
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If you take your time to get to know them, they are actually very social and enjoy the odd Gin or two. Plus they'll no longer shit on your lawn but pobably still on your neighbours.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 00:35:54 » |
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Do they require those now fashionable Gin glasses?
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 05:31:35 » |
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I will take your foxes and raise you.... Fucking badgers. Bastards keep grubbing up my lawn and as they are protected there seems to be little we can do legally to discourage the big furry fuckers, bar me having a piss on the lawn.
Sent from my Hudl 2
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 07:40:07 » |
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You can buy fox repellents to keep foxes away.
An old way is to piss all around the edges of your garden, ask friends to help you, make it a party, foxes do not like human piss.
A fox also likes to shit in long grass, so make sure you keep your grass cut regularly.
Or just shoot them, they are not protected.
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BambooToTheFuture
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 15:39:52 » |
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Do they require those now fashionable Gin glasses?
They don't have much preference. One like an umbrella in the glass but the rest are more bothered about the quality of the Gin
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret. There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it. You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means? It means you're alive. You've won. You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 19:36:07 » |
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I looked into keeping a fox as a pet, proper difficult apparently. This lady seems to do it well but it's a moody cunt and pisses on everything https://www.instagram.com/juniperfoxx/
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 23:58:46 » |
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Have to have a big garden to shoot them safely.
Live rounds or heavy gauge shot guns for that job.
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Git facked
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, May 4, 2017, 08:46:18 » |
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Get a dog. Mine scares the foxes away!
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Arriba
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, May 4, 2017, 10:45:08 » |
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Loads of foxes by me. Wonderful creatures. A neighbour puts out food for them every evening so our street is very busy with them coming and going overnight. I've never had them shit in my garden but next doors cat is a right little bastard for it.
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