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« on: Saturday, April 29, 2017, 15:32:37 »

All may not be lost. If Trump goes nuclear against North Korea in the next couple of days, surely there will be a case for making the 2016/7 season null and void, meaning we start the next season in Division 3. Fingers crossed.

Secondly, HMRC are investigating at least a couple of Premier League clubs for illegal payments. Because the FA is a fine and principled organisation, we can be of little doubt that, should wrongdoing be uncovered, some or many clubs will be relegated by two divisions. I have thought through this long and hard and the only logical conclusion that I can come up with is that, in fact, we will be promoted.

Before any smart ass tells me to fuck off, I have posted on here many times but couldn't remember my username so had to re-register. Anyhow, I can't see anyone greeting such good news with purile abuse.
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, April 29, 2017, 15:50:57 »

Cunt.
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, April 29, 2017, 17:42:36 »

Cunt.
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, April 29, 2017, 17:45:58 »

Flaps.
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, April 29, 2017, 18:53:40 »

But I could be wrong!
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, April 29, 2017, 23:34:59 »

It's smart arse, not smart ass.

And puerile, but getting the English labguage wring isn't as bad as using fucking Americanisms.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, April 30, 2017, 08:39:16 »

English labguage wring isn't as bad as using fucking Americanisms.

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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, April 30, 2017, 10:14:25 »

I have read that smart ass derived from smart Alec in the 1840's when we we were in the grip of Americanisation.

However, the misspelling of puerile is, I accept, beyond the pale. The only excuse I can offer is that I was immersed in farming subsidiaries and was a little distracted.
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