Swindon Town V Scunthorpe

[bathford]

Ok, first time doing this. When these threads were started just after midnight, we didn't do too bad. So here's hoping.  Quite honestly I really don't care if the match is totally shit. I just need us to win it.

[sonicyouth]

We're gonna win our remaining games and look good doing it

[Saxondale]

On other social medias Sonic has confessed to being a bit drunk.  Did the fox tell you we are going to win?

[sonicyouth]

He said Leicester should have won in 93

[Saxondale]

Im not usually one for fox hunting, but kick the heretic shits face off.

[DiV]

I remember a must win game against mid table Scunthorpe in our 05/06 relegation season under Iffy.

I drove young Tails to Newbury and we went up in the Whitsmobile. I just wanted a photo of a sign that said Cunthorpe really.

We got there and went into his old working mans club that looked like it was put the 1940s, the look of sheer surprise on Whits face when the prices were also from about 1940....and there were three bigger surprises after that!!!

We got chatting to some Scunthorpe fans who said we needed the points more than them so we could win today!

We go into the game and Jerel Ifils wife was sat in front of us with their little'un (who probably isn't so little anymore) they head Keough and Sharp who were pretty lethal upfront we.

We had Trevor Benjamin and I believe a first start for young Lukas Jutkiewicz!

.....and they went 1-0 but we played alright. Jutkiewicz despite being a 16 year old kid gave their defence a physical battle they probably never forgot.

We got a penalty and Trevor fucking Benjamin scored it down the other end.

No one wanted to join in with my one cunt in Scunthorpe chant.

.....then Ricky Shakes scored to put 2-1 about 5 minutes before half time.....

.....imagine the look on EVERYONES face when we won 2-1 with goals from Trevor fucking Benjamin and Ricky Shakes - you had to see it to believe it!!

That win kept slim hopes alive. We were 3 from safety with 3 to play. We had 46 points, our current total of 44 would have seen us bottom after 43 games let alone 44.

So, we'll probably win to keep the hope alive and then bottle it in spectacular fashion last game

[Matchworn Shirts]

A good performance but only a 1-1 draw, leaving us 3 points from safety going into the last match of the season

[Bob's Orange]

I'm going today. Really hope we give it a go. Would much rather we lose 3-2 than a feeble 1-0 loss.

Over 2.5 goals looks a stick on bet.

[Peter Venkman]

Unfortunately I feel today will confirm our relegation.

[Batch]

i want us to win.
I want us to stay up.
I can't see it, and so if someone said the could see 100% we are to go down, I hope it's over today in spectacular style.

But we know what will happen.
Town will draw.
Everyone else will lose.
PV will blow their game in hand.
we'll go in to the game against Charlton 2 points behind.
everyone will lose.
we'll draw in a whimper with 2 shots on  target at the valley.

[Posh Red]

Must win game, so we won't.

However results will go our way so we won't be down today.

Have a feeling the scum will lose in midweek to send us down

We will then win at Charlton

[Batch]

Must win game, so we won't.

However results will go our way so we won't be down today.

Have a feeling the scum will lose in midweek to send us down

We will then win at Charlton

Oh, yeah, that's a goer in keeping with the misery of the season too.

[Sir Cliff Pipehard]

We will win 5-0 and stay up on goal difference.

[Quagmire]

Oxford don't have a game in mid week?

[Reg Smeeton]

 Excellent analyses from Batch, Posh and DV.