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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 23:10:19 »

I'm too drunk to know which side I should be taking.
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 23:11:46 »

Although I do know that whomever wrote the title is a bit of a tool.
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 23:19:06 »

Non nom nom
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 23:35:43 »

I'd say that was a pretty selective cut to distort overall meaning. Not like you, Paul.
I'd say this whole thread is an arrogant snide dig from someone with an unwarranted sense of superiority who can't take a bit of his own. Which is why I called it out in the first place. We all talk bollocks at times, that's in the TEF slogan, so if the OP is going to get all fucking smug about his own superiority to the opinions of others, he'd be well advised not to spend the rest of the evening being a complete fucking plank. In my opinion.
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 23:46:34 »

I'm assuming this thread will be about taking some of the gems from the Facebook group as there are some proper mentals on there - what does my head is shit like this - http://imgur.com/a/5fuqo



People just posting the same thing every 24 hours, assuming he just wants some Facebook likes bless. I think this isn't even funny so completely off topic to the thread Smiley
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first touch is average but his second is a killer,
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 23:51:47 »

I had to fix the title, it was making my teeth itch. It's still flawed, but I bet the OP was not nearly as drunk when he posted it as I am now.
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, February 12, 2017, 23:55:30 »

I had to fix the title, it was making my teeth itch. It's still flawed, but I bet the OP was not nearly as drunk when he posted it as I am now.
have another jäger... or sang som Smiley
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
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first touch is average but his second is a killer,
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, February 13, 2017, 00:00:19 »

have another jäger... or sang som Smiley

It's a common misconception that Sang Som is a whisky, but it's actually rum.

A perfect complement with fresh young coconuts. Chop the head off, pour some in and you're in for a treat.
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, February 13, 2017, 00:24:26 »

A perfect complement with fresh young coconuts. Chop the head off, pour some in and you're in for a treat.
I read the first part of that as a slightly creepy euphemism. Which made the second part a LOT more creepy. You crazy ex-pats
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, February 13, 2017, 01:18:31 »

Oh come on, we're all pissed off with what's happening but some of the comments coming out from our more ..interesting fans are beyond ridiculous. I don't see why we shouldn't laugh at them.
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, February 13, 2017, 07:46:48 »

Sitting in the Don Rogers stand first home game of the season, it was at least 10 years ago. Comment from the guy next to me.
I think we were playing Peterborough, kicked off and the game, and gave the ball away about six times on the bounce to the opposition.

He turned to me and said: 'It's going to be a bloody hard season, fucked if I'm coming again this year.'

I thought it was funny at the time
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, February 13, 2017, 10:49:01 »

This thread could still be rescued if someone could grab that broken bottle out of Davis' hands.
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, February 13, 2017, 11:11:36 »

Paul D taking the piss out of anyone is my favourite thing ever.
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, February 13, 2017, 15:39:49 »

Someone in the facebook group has started a thread about favourite cheeses. They're not all bad.
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, February 13, 2017, 16:07:43 »

Is Talk Talk just pauld pissed up?
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