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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, January 19, 2017, 15:44:27 »

Rod Stewart, you sure? Plays with the straightest bat in the world.
Yeah I thought that too but....

http://gawker.com/5955202/at-last-rod-stewart-breaks-his-silence-on-getting-his-semen-filled-stomach-pumped
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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, January 19, 2017, 15:59:53 »

Sarah Greene, the University of Hull rugby team and a pool table...
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, January 19, 2017, 16:02:37 »


He says it's err a load of bollocks in that.
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, January 19, 2017, 16:08:58 »

Lisa Stansfield "Ice Docking"

And one from a fairly famous friend which isn't a myth as such, as he saw it happen.....he shared a bill with Brian Conley and Shirley Bassey and walked into Brians changing room after the gig to see brian with his head between Shirley giving her "copious amounts" of oral pleasure while Shirley swigged on champagne.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, January 19, 2017, 17:19:53 »

There are as many rumours that it was in fact Chris Evans not Carol Smillie also.

Thanks for ruining that one for me.

Now I'll have the image  of that idiot stirring his Y-Front porridge,instead of lovely Carol   Sad

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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, January 19, 2017, 17:20:38 »

Marc Almond/Rod Sewart/David Bowie/Elton John having an after party stomach pump to remove a gallon of ingested semen.

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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, January 19, 2017, 18:59:53 »

Reminds me of this thread
http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=27255.30
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, February 15, 2017, 23:25:15 »

No need. Plenty of tickets are availalble in the home end.

Aye, did this a few years back. Celebrating two, I think, James Constable goals at your ground, just after Di Canio had tried to sign him, was very very difficult without moving or making a noise. Bloke a bit to our right couldn't contain it and got chips and all sorts pelted at him. Also had to make up a Swindon postcode in the ticket office, think I quoted an industrial estate or something by accident.
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, February 15, 2017, 23:28:24 »

Aye, did this a few years back. Celebrating two, I think, James Constable goals at your ground, just after Di Canio had tried to sign him, was very very difficult without moving or making a noise. Bloke a bit to our right couldn't contain it and got chips and all sorts pelted at him. Also had to make up a Swindon postcode in the ticket office, think I quoted an industrial estate or something by accident.

My first game I stood up and cheered in the away end (in my defence, I think I was about 9, but some people still kicked off.) pretty unforgettable that.

Welcome back to the forums mr goat
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, February 16, 2017, 08:35:20 »

it should be Mr gloat after the shit we've given Oxford for the last 19 (nineteen) years.

what goes around comes around I suppose
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, February 19, 2017, 19:20:39 »

it should be Mr gloat after the shit we've given Oxford for the last 19 (nineteen) years.

what goes around comes around I suppose

I would have started gloating a while ago if that was of interest to me.
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, February 21, 2017, 12:56:40 »

To be honest I don't think anyone would give a shit if you did. It's generally accepted that we are complete guff at the moment and are likely to be for the foreseeable future......enjoy it while you can.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, February 21, 2017, 19:54:53 »

Danny Baker, caused the death of Bob Marley.
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, February 21, 2017, 20:10:37 »

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To be honest I don't think anyone would give a shit if you did. It's generally accepted that we are complete guff at the moment and are likely to be for the foreseeable future......enjoy it while you can.
if you can't gloat when you get one over your historically superior near neighbours you're doing football wrong.
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