Sippo
Living in the 80s
 Offline
Posts: 15582
I ain't gettin on no plane fool
|
 |
« on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 19:37:55 » |
|
So it's that time of year, and the wife is out a lot for whatever reason. This is a good thing.
Kids are fast asleep in bed. I have plenty of drink, but don't know what to do. Can't be arsed with the football. There's only so much pornhub to watch. What can I do?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
|
|
|
|
Flashheart
|
|
« Reply #1 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 19:47:56 » |
|
Build a fort.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Sippo
Living in the 80s
Offline
Posts: 15582
I ain't gettin on no plane fool
|
|
« Reply #2 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 19:50:07 » |
|
Out of what?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
|
|
|
|
Flashheart
|
|
« Reply #3 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 19:55:19 » |
|
Cushions, pillows, cardboard boxes.... Use your imagination man.
Then take a photo and whack it on here so we can see your skillz.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Sippo
Living in the 80s
Offline
Posts: 15582
I ain't gettin on no plane fool
|
|
« Reply #4 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 20:09:44 » |
|
I have no cardboard boxes. Fuck.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
|
|
|
|
Flashheart
|
|
« Reply #5 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 20:10:44 » |
|
Tables? Chairs?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Flashheart
|
|
« Reply #6 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 21:26:59 » |
|
Where's this fucking fort then?
If you ever need a fort built in a hurry, don't ask Sippo. Useless cunt.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
horlock07
Offline
Posts: 18726
Lives in Northern Bastard Outpost
|
|
« Reply #7 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 21:28:43 » |
|
Put two chairs facing each other, makes a good boat, if you cannot be arsed with a fort?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Sippo
Living in the 80s
Offline
Posts: 15582
I ain't gettin on no plane fool
|
|
« Reply #8 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 21:42:39 » |
|
Where's this fucking fort then?
If you ever need a fort built in a hurry, don't ask Sippo. Useless cunt.
I'm watching gogglebox |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
|
|
|
suttonred
Offline
Posts: 12510
|
|
« Reply #9 on: Friday, November 11, 2016, 22:23:57 » |
|
Build a fort.
Bender.. Empty beer cans Out of what?
Empty beer cans of course. You could make a pirates hat out of a fray bentos steak and kidney pudding tin. Oh hang on that was my last night in. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
DarloSTFC84
Offline
Posts: 3559
Twittah.. @DarloJAG84
|
|
« Reply #10 on: Saturday, November 12, 2016, 06:44:17 » |
|
I love a good successful thread.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Roaming the land while you sleep..
|
|
|
Whits
Morphined Up
Offline
Posts: 8136
|
|
« Reply #11 on: Saturday, November 12, 2016, 07:29:39 » |
|
Sounds like he had a banging night!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
|
|
|
Sippo
Living in the 80s
Offline
Posts: 15582
I ain't gettin on no plane fool
|
|
« Reply #12 on: Saturday, November 12, 2016, 08:07:53 » |
|
Sounds like he had a banging night!
It was thrilling |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
|
|
|
|
