The Official #BteamBoycott Match Day Thread

[The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey]

The GF grill is great for doing steaks, though. Although, as FH says, it does leave a mess

[Flashheart]

Is it an actual bespoke sandwich maker or are you utilising the George Foreman grill

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It's at the back where the hinges and electric cable are that's the problem, I just can't get the gunk out.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey]

I've a Breville toasted sandwich maker and a George Foreman grill.....both will be boycottting the Checkatrade game tonight.

What actually constitutes the boycott? Just not attending or keeping up to date with the score?

Is actually watching it on a live feed permitted? What other kitchen appliances should boycott this event apart from sandwich makers?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey]

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It's at the back where the hinges and electric cable are that's the problem, I just can't get the gunk out.

I am tempted to advise making said sandwich, consuming it and leaving the problem of cleaning up the mess to the other half.

This also works in other marital departments

[Reg Smeeton]

What actually constitutes the boycott? Just not attending or keeping up to date with the score?

Is actually watching it on a live feed permitted? What other kitchen appliances should boycott this event apart from sandwich makers?

It's a good question....I suppose a complete abstinence would fulfil the criterion, however this will require Zen like qualities. So I'm going boycott lite....non attendance but will take a peek at events as regards meaning for Saturday....injuries/cards etc.

[Super Hans]

Probably find a stream. Don't have it in me to completely ignore a Town game but certainly won't be going.

[suttonred]

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It's at the back where the hinges and electric cable are that's the problem, I just can't get the gunk out.

I used to have that exact model, nightmare. I upgraded to the four slice with removeable plates. Doddle to clean. Anyway half the experience is burming your mouth and fingers on molten dripping cheese.

[ronnie21]

Not going, not interested!

[Reg Smeeton]

I am tempted to advise making said sandwich, consuming it and leaving the problem of cleaning up the mess to the other half.

This also works in other marital departments

As a youth, I was used to girls from Swindon, who didn't seem to bother.  It was only as a student hooking up with a middle class girl from Kent, who was most fastidious in that department that I discovered this was a thing.

[Flashheart]

I used to have that exact model, nightmare. I upgraded to the four slice with removeable plates. Doddle to clean. Anyway half the experience is burming your mouth and fingers on molten dripping cheese.

Removable plates?

I have read of such sorcery, this warrants further investigation.

[horlock07]

It's a good question....I suppose a complete abstinence would fulfil the criterion, however this will require Zen like qualities. So I'm going boycott lite....non attendance but will take a peek at events as regards meaning for Saturday....injuries/cards etc.

As cards/suspensions obtained in league games don't seem to apply to this game I assume that likewise any cards suspensions obtained tonight will only apply to this competition or are the league/FA having their cake and eating it again?

[horlock07]

Is actually watching it on a live feed permitted? What other kitchen appliances should boycott this event apart from sandwich makers?

Our toaster is definitely not attending although the microwave is wavering - fucking scab!

[pauld]

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It's at the back where the hinges and electric cable are that's the problem, I just can't get the gunk out.

Similar model, similar problem. I clean it, let it dry out a bit, realise that there's still loads of shite crusted on it I'm not going to shift so give it a squirt with something that smells of bleach and/or disinfectant then bung it back in the cupboard confident that there can't possibly be any bad stuff on there now, it's just inert gunk. And like Batch, mine comes out about twice a year in a brief burst of enthusiasm until I'm put off by the faffing; the gunk; third-degree burns to the inside of my mouth.

I'll be watching the boy training tonight, better quality football anyway And probably, now, hankering after a toastie. Damn you FH!

[Reg Smeeton]

As cards/suspensions obtained in league games don't seem to apply to this game I assume that likewise any cards suspensions obtained tonight will only apply to this competition or are the league/FA having their cake and eating it again?

Doubtless....much like cards apply for abandoned games but goals don't.

[lambourn red]

I used to have that exact model, nightmare. I upgraded to the four slice with removeable plates. Doddle to clean. Anyway half the experience is burming your mouth and fingers on molten dripping cheese.

Likewise I have one with removable plates which is great being able to shove into the dishwasher after use two words of warning though
1) Make sure you use a cloth to remove them even after 10 minutes as I have found to my cost 
2) Make sure you check you have put the plates back in before you plug in and turn on otherwise you may find that the plastic housing starts to melt again as I have found