How does one wipe ones derriere?

[ron dodgers]

I don't know, I have someone to do that for me

[Ginginho]

I do a standing crouch to wipe.
Wet toilet wipes are an absolute must.

[Matchworn Shirts]

How does Captain Hook wipe his ass?


...very carefully

[4D]

I don't. I wash properly with a hose thingy, you filthy fuckers.

That's awful. Do you dry your arse on the hand towel? 

[Ardiles]

I became a huge fan of the Thai Bum Gun when I was there.  It was a revelation.  I've never felt completely comfortable using only paper since that time (2003).  Giving yourself a proper wash, with water, is always going to be so much better.

[Amir]

That's awful. Do you dry your arse on the hand towel? 

No, with toilet paper.

[4D]

Doesn't the water jet just blast nuggets down your legs?

[Munichred]

Doesn't the water jet just blast nuggets down your legs?

Not if you're sat down and aim properly.

Then standing up to wipe the water from the now pristine bottom 

[horlock07]

Bloody hell this is getting as close as the referendum, the fact that there are alternative options has been a right eye opener - I thought the way I did it was the way everyone did that's 40+ years of assumption gone out the window!

[Batch]

Bloody hell this is getting as close as the referendum, the fact that there are alternative options has been a right eye opener - I thought the way I did it was the way everyone did that's 40+ years of assumption gone out the window!

ditto..standing up.. really...

next you'll be saying that you don't do the poor man's bidet - flush while sitting down

[horlock07]

ditto..standing up.. really...

next you'll be saying that you don't do the poor man's bidet - flush while sitting down

Woah woah woah, that's opened a whole new front!

Looking like a win for the standers up then?