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« Reply #152 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 08:26:04 » |
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Is Delta Incline making a bid for the recently vacated Wanker-in-Chief post?
Whoop do we get a vote on it? |
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« Reply #153 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 08:30:57 » |
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That would be quite funny. They say no publicity is bad publicity, but to be known as wanker in chief internet division. Would be something to put on the CV. Most people wouldn't know why they were volunteered, although I suspect I'd know if I was up for it  |
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« Reply #154 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 09:11:58 » |
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To be crowned TEF wanker-in-chief amid a bolus of such well qualified candidates would be fucking ace  Now, Freddy, what kind of response to your stupid, one word question were you actually expecting from me yesterday? |
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« Reply #155 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 09:16:55 » |
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Think he was enquiring into how you heard about Cruise not renewing
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« Reply #156 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 09:33:18 » |
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Oh, sorry.
Well, I was round the house of the Imagine Cruising CEO doing some decorating in his downstairs toilet (he's minted, so has two bogs) and I popped out to the van to get some turps. Well, imagine my surprise when their postman stopped me outside on the driveway and said 'here, you're a Swindon fan, did you know Imagine Cruising are pulling the plug on their mainline sponsorship deal'?
No, I said, Really? Please tell me more Mr Postie, you cheeky rascal. But the postie simply tapped the side of his nose in a knowing manner, winked at me and walked away with a big smile on his face. Of course I reported it here as quickly as I could because I know you guys are always hungry for news. Had I understood that people can only say stuff on here if they are willing to simultaneously reveal where it actually came from, I'd have done so as I completely understand that this forum is nothing if not a doyen of verified information that always stands the closest of forensic scrutiny.
Please accept my apologies for the previous lack of transparency.
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« Reply #157 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 09:41:13 » |
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Oh, sorry.
Well, I was round the house of the Imagine Cruising CEO doing some decorating in his downstairs toilet (he's minted, so has two bogs) and I popped out to the van to get some turps. Well, imagine my surprise when their postman stopped me outside on the driveway and said 'here, you're a Swindon fan, did you know Imagine Cruising are pulling the plug on their mainline sponsorship deal'?
No, I said, Really? Please tell me more Mr Postie, you cheeky rascal. But the postie simply tapped the side of his nose in a knowing manner, winked at me and walked away with a big smile on his face. Of course I reported it here as quickly as I could because I know you guys are always hungry for news. Had I understood that people can only say stuff on here if they are willing to simultaneously reveal where it actually came from, I'd have done so as I completely understand that this forum is nothing if not a doyen of verified information that always stands the closest of forensic scrutiny.
Please accept my apologies for the previous lack of transparency.
 You actually took time out of your day to type that up!!! |
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« Reply #158 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 10:05:50 » |
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You actually took time out of your day to type that up!!! Yeah, a slow day at work. Fucking postie is late too :-) |
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« Reply #159 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 10:49:44 » |
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Are Wanker-in-Chiefs allowed to have a sense of humour?
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« Reply #160 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 11:03:07 » |
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Are Wanker-in-Chiefs allowed to have a sense of humour?
Wanker s-in-Chief surely. You're getting understandably confused with Wankers-in-Handkerchiefs. |
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« Reply #161 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 14:41:23 » |
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Yeah, a slow day at work. Fucking postie is late too :-)
Cool story. Anyway tell me more about Imagine Cruising  |
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« Reply #162 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 16:21:49 » |
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What the fuck? Who acts that aggressively when they're asked for a source? You had a bad week delta love?  |
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« Reply #163 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 16:39:55 » |
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What the fuck? Who acts that aggressively when they're asked for a source? You had a bad week delta love? Brave, Ells. Take a look at Delta's avatar and you have your answer right there. |
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« Reply #164 on: Tuesday, May 3, 2016, 16:52:11 » |
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Brave, Ells.
Take a look at Delta's avatar and you have your answer right there.
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