the MC battle thread 2005

[sonicyouth]

why did this thread die? :(

[Piemonte]

calm down sonic, no need to slit your wrist
have a few beers mate, get really pissed
The threads not dead, just having a rest
if you think its over then your having a jest

Yeovil and Youth are the new queens of moderation
changing all the posts - its a harsh allegation
J1mmy has gone, thank fuck for that
didnt take him long to start acting the twat

Now thats enough of this schoolboy Larkin'
coz I'm scoring goals like super Sammy Parkin

 

[Whits]

ace  

[Leggett]

hahaha awesome!

[oxford_fan]

oh dear

[Dazzza]

Lord have mercy on your souls.

 

[Ben Wah Balls]

:advercool:

[strooood]

classic    spacey is a legend

[Mexicano Rojo]

the latino spirit never went away
mexico red won tha rap back in the day
where da fuck is that shit ginster rapper
his rhymes where good but his mother was fatter

dex was old school he knew the score
but fucking piemonte what a troublesome bore
beh wah balls thought he was heir to the throne
he was as impressive as nozza thrashing his bone

now with new members the tef goes stronger
like duracell batteries the saga lasts longer
the bitches on here though are still rather sparse
though we would all like a go on jfw's arse.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

OI!! Im not sure Im appreciating that last line poo face

[land_of_bo]

OI!! Im not sure Im appreciating that last line poo face

Yo JFW, you silly moo
You're supposed to answer in rhyme too
Tell that Mex he's a no good dick
and that JFW don't do no bum trick

[BANGKOK RED]

Well I'm reading the TEF after my day's work's done.
And all I can think of is JFW's bum.

[Simon Pieman]

Listen very close to a real rhyme starter
I'll get you more excited than Chris Kamara
Unbelievable, obsurd, a bird be player hating
As Jamie's Future Wife is demonstrating
But I'm sorta hoping she's got a thing for midgets
Put down the keyboard and you can have a fidget
In my pants
Lance is a terrible name
So call the kid something else when it's due, ok?

[Jamiesfuturewife]

 

[Luci]

Yo JFW, you silly moo
You're supposed to answer in rhyme too
Tell that Mex he's a no good dick
and that JFW don't do no bum trick