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« Reply #90 on: Sunday, March 20, 2016, 11:45:57 »

Where one or two die
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« Reply #91 on: Sunday, March 20, 2016, 17:40:54 »

Yeah, they don't run, jump or die anywhere else so it's pretty outrageous.
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« Reply #92 on: Sunday, March 20, 2016, 19:59:11 »

Where one or two die

Make that 7
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« Reply #93 on: Sunday, March 20, 2016, 23:49:37 »

Make that 7

Animals die needlessly so twats in silly hats can sip champagne, getting just as drunk but more acceptably than the less fortunate people - those who desperately cling on to the idea they can outsmart bookmakers.
What a triumph for humanity.
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« Reply #94 on: Monday, March 21, 2016, 09:03:21 »

the less fortunate people - those who desperately cling on to the idea they can outsmart bookmakers.

You find them in the bookies generally, not at the racecourse and certainly not at Cheltenham
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« Reply #95 on: Monday, March 21, 2016, 09:30:58 »

Animals die needlessly so twats in silly hats can sip champagne, getting just as drunk but more acceptably than the less fortunate people - those who desperately cling on to the idea they can outsmart bookmakers.
What a triumph for humanity.

Not a fan then   Smiley
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« Reply #96 on: Monday, March 21, 2016, 09:51:10 »

Animals die needlessly so twats in silly hats can sip champagne, getting just as drunk but more acceptably than the less fortunate people - those who desperately cling on to the idea they can outsmart bookmakers.
What a triumph for humanity.
To be fair humans needlessly die from perverts and sicked twisted fuckers. You would rather become their penpal though than judge them but absolutely slaughter horse racing fans wouldnt you  Wink
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« Reply #97 on: Monday, March 21, 2016, 10:31:54 »

Animals die needlessly so twats in silly hats can sip champagne, getting just as drunk but more acceptably than the less fortunate people - those who desperately cling on to the idea they can outsmart bookmakers.
What a triumph for humanity.
Just out of interest have you ever set foot on a racecourse, your description seems to perfectly follow that portrayed in the media (dare I say the Mail Embarrassed ) but bears very little resemblance to what actually happens.

FWIW I and I suspect the vast majority have never worn a hat nor sipped champagne on a racecourse - it's not the class issue many love you to think...
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« Reply #98 on: Monday, March 21, 2016, 22:12:44 »

To be fair humans needlessly die from perverts and sicked twisted fuckers. You would rather become their penpal though than judge them but absolutely slaughter horse racing fans wouldnt you  Wink

Haha, good one. No fan of horse racing (or anyone else ever actually, given its 2016) has ever asked to be my pen pal though, so I can't say that I wouldn't.

Just out of interest have you ever set foot on a racecourse, your description seems to perfectly follow that portrayed in the media (dare I say the Mail Embarrassed ) but bears very little resemblance to what actually happens.

FWIW I and I suspect the vast majority have never worn a hat nor sipped champagne on a racecourse - it's not the class issue many love you to think...

Yeah, my parents used to go every year, who obviously aren't toffy twats. I was generalising for the sake of pithiness. I still hate the sport, though.
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« Reply #99 on: Thursday, March 24, 2016, 00:16:13 »

Ells: “Horse racing’s just a freak show isn’t it? Let’s put loads of tiny, seven-stone men on horses and make them chase each other – it’s disgusting!”

DMR: “They don’t make them race.”

Ells: “Oh right, they enjoy it do they, the tiny men?”
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« Reply #100 on: Thursday, March 24, 2016, 08:07:53 »

You alright Si?
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« Reply #101 on: Thursday, March 24, 2016, 09:16:48 »

Some of the comments just reminded me of the above Peep Show quotes
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« Reply #102 on: Thursday, March 24, 2016, 09:35:20 »

I see.
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« Reply #103 on: Thursday, March 24, 2016, 16:47:23 »

Cheesy Si's doing a joke
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« Reply #104 on: Thursday, March 24, 2016, 17:08:26 »

It was a simple lampoon
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